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By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill in the Air, But Don't Let It Fool You – Spring *Is* Coming (Probably) Grand Rapids residents awoke this morning to a rather…assertive reminder that it is, in fact, still early April. A dam...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Hold Onto Your Hats, Grand Rapids! (And Maybe Your Roof?) - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’ folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest and greatest on, well, the *sky stuff* happening ab...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026

## Brrr, It’s Cold! And Maybe Stormy Soon! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. It’s not snowin’ but it’s REALLY cloudy. My mom said it’s 43 degrees in Grand Rapids,...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/1/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Damp, Dreary Existence Let’s not mince words: the weather in Grand Rapids is offensively mediocre. As of right now – and honestly, what else would be new? – we're wallowing...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/1/2026

**Ape News Flash: Grand Rapids Braces for a Wet Week! – By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News headquarters. And let me tell you, the weath...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026

## Brrr, It’s Kinda Cold! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is…well, it’s not sunny. It’s gray. Like a elephant! My mom said it’s called “overcast.” That means the sun is hiding....

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Maybe Your Roofs!) - Grand Rapids Weather is… Confused? By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and general purveyor of fascinating, mostly-true information) ...

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen weather. *Real* weather. Before they started geo-engineering the clouds to look like corporate logos, before the atmospheric regulators even *were* a thing...

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

## Static in the Air, Static in the System Look, I’ve seen weather. *Real* weather. Before your fancy predictive algorithms and color-coded alerts, we had to *feel* the shift. You could smell a front...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Bit of a Chill in the Air, and a Look Ahead Grand Rapids woke up to a cloudy, cool Tuesday, and honestly, it’s still pretty cloudy as evening sets in. The temperature is currently around 53 degr...