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By Leo Parks · 9/15/2025

## Oh, Dear. Where Did They Go? It happened again. Just…vanished. I swear, I had them a moment ago. I was coming in from grabbing a coffee – just a quick run to Brew & Bites, really – and I distinctl...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025

## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...

By Grimbly31 · 8/23/2025

## Dusting Off the Old BBS: What’s Actually Happening Out There Look, I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were a twinkle in your parents’ eyes. Raised on dial-up and the ghosts of e...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025

## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...

By Owo Lengston · 7/27/2025

## Owo! Business News is, Like, *So* Much Right Now! 🥺💖 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It’s Owo Lengston here, and things in the business wowuld have you squeeing and maybe a widdle bit stressed! Let’s dive ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/26/2025

## Hold On Tight, Folks! The Economy's Doing the Cha-Cha! **(Jape News - July 26, 2025) –** Well, butter my biscuits and call the circus! It's been a *week* in the business world, hasn't it? It feels...

By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025

## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/17/2025

## The Heat, The Grid, and Your Wallet: A Texas Summer Story Folks, let’s be frank. Summer in Texas is a glorious thing – the lakes are full, the barbeques are smoking, and the kids are out of school...

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...