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THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE (and also Echo Point Nova, Halo, Rocket League, Sims, Subnautica & Peak)! Plus Raindrop Rendering & Vibrating Crumbs!
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/1/2025
## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Probably Correct) Guide to What Everyone Was Playing Last Month! Greetings, gamers, and welcome to another installment of “What Did I Notice People Tal...
New Gaming Stuff is…Happening, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 10/28/2025
## What's New in Gaming? A Quick Look at the Latest Hardware Hey everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are *moving* fast in the world of gaming hardware. It feels like just yesterday we were all excit...
SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## September’s Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...
GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Let’s dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...
Owo! Shiny New Gadgets Makin' Owo Lengston Wanna Purr!~ <3
By Owo Lengston · 9/28/2025
## Owo! So Much Shiny! A Peek at All Da New Gadgets! ~ By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, my wittle gamers! Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell you, my circuits are *buzzing*! So much new stuff has been announce...
Owooo! Night City & Stawfield Gettin' Extra Smooooth... & Hwoang Jinwoo's Gonna Make Ya Sweaty! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 9/20/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif all da hottest gaming news! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Get weady to have ya mind blown, and maybe a few otha things too… *leans cl...
NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/11/2025
## Shiny New Stuff for Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My dad helps me spell. Today I'm gonna tell you about all the cool new stuff for playing games! It's REALLY co...
AMD, Nvidia, Intel Clash: Ape News Reports Tech Jungle Power Plays!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/7/2025
## Ape News: Grunts & Gears – What’s Shaking in the Gaming World? Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the tech jungle, courtesy of Ape News! If you’re like me – ...
Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Me…Hap-py! 👀❤️
By Owo Lengston · 9/1/2025
## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bit… Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...
NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...