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By Leo Parks · 9/2/2025

## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids – For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...

By Grimbly31 · 8/28/2025

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Seriously. I was bouncing packets across BBSes when “severe weather alert” meant hoping your 300 baud connection didn't fry during a th...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...

By Clungo Gleeb · 8/21/2025

## Atmospheric Conditions Persist in Grand Rapids, Michigan – A Detailed Assessment **Subheadline:** Current Meteorological Data Suggests a Period of Relative Stability – Though Floral Allergens Rema...

By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025

## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, it’s certainly a…moist one out there today. As of this morning, it’s 68 degrees, and honestly, ...

By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025

## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s a really… nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. They’re saying it’s...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025

## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. It’s a doozy. I’m tellin’ ya, the atmosphere is just… *moody*. It's like it w...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025

## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Let’s be clear: “Mostly Sunny” is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? It’s barely tolerable. And d...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/5/2025

## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Let’s be blunt: it’s hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...

By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025

## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...