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A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Finds Something Good

By Leo Parks Ā· 11/17/2025

## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week! It feels like there’s *so* much going on, it’s a little overwhelming, honest...

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WORLD INSISTS ON BEING MILDLY LESS AWFUL. STILL DISAPPOINTING.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 11/13/2025

## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be… *Decent*? Right. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been tasked with compiling a rundown of ā€œupliftingā€ world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...

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American Values Prevail: Heartwarming Stories Mainstream Media Ignores

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/11/2025

## A Bright Spot in a Troubled World: Good News Worth Sharing Now, folks, let's be honest. Turn on the television these days and you’re bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, folks j...

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CUPCAKES VETS AND ELMO!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/10/2025

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...

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WORLD DESCENDING INTO CHAOS: Weakness Invites Conflict!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/8/2025

## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like we’re living in an era of constant disruption, doesn’t it? Turn on the news and it’s one crisis after another. And frankly, ...

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Coastal Elites Declare War On Tradition—And Your Lawn!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/5/2025

## The Erosion of Common Sense: A Nation Divided Over… Lawn Decorations? Folks, I’ve been covering the news for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But this… this trul...

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Owo, So Many Days This Week—My Calendar is Busting with Fun & Snuggles!~ šŸ’•

By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/3/2025

## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! It’s Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...

Header image for: DUST DEVILS POLKA DANCING WHILE LLAMAS VANISH—AND IS TRUMP BARGAINING OVER TURNIPS?!

DUST DEVILS POLKA DANCING WHILE LLAMAS VANISH—AND IS TRUMP BARGAINING OVER TURNIPS?!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 11/3/2025

## Dust Devils and Diplomatic Dust-Ups: A Whirlwind Week in World News! - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff they *don't* want you ...

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WIRE TAP: SAME PAIN, NEW TEXTURES.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/31/2025

## Dust & Data: A Grim's Eye View of the Wire - October 31, 2025 Look, I’ve been parsing data streams since before most of you were *gestating*. The Associated Press wire? It’s… familiar. Comfortingl...

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WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/30/2025

## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Here’s What’s Apparently ā€œGoodā€ Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that aren’t actively awful. As if ...