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WORLD: STILL TERRIBLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...
WORLD IS CRAZY! LIONS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...
HAPPY STUFF HAPPENED THIS YEAR!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said there’s *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...
Global Chaos: American Strength Is the Only Answer.
By Ronald Peabody · 12/1/2025
## A World on Edge: Navigating Troubled Waters in December 2025 It's a chilly December, and while families prepare for the holidays, the world stage remains…well, a bit of a mess, frankly. From ongoi...
Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 12/1/2025
## A World in Motion: Updates From Across the Globe It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything feels…well, a little overwhelming, to be honest. I’ve been loo...
Owo! GTA 6 Delayed Again & AI is Gettin' Naughty! >///<
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owo! Gamin' News is *So* Wild Right Now! (uwu) Hewwo evrywun! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, my wittle paws awe *twitching* with awl the gamin' news dat's been happenin'! It's been a *busyyyy* week,...
STORES AND STORMS AND NUMBERS OH MY!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/29/2025
## Money Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about money stuff. Grown-ups talk about it *all* the time. So, there's this thing called Bloomberg...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 · 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber optics… you do...
Global Chaos: From Ukraine to Trafficking—Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/28/2025
## A World on Edge: From Tragedies to Troubling Trends It feels like barely a day goes by without another distressing headline flashing across the screen. Folks, let's be frank, the world is a compli...
Just A Bit Chilly, Folks, Maybe Some Snow Later
By Leo Parks · 11/27/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grandville Good morning, everyone. This is Leo Parks, reporting for Jape News. Well, it’s definitely November in Michigan, isn’t it? I stepped outside this morning and, brr, it wa...