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BIRDS DO NOT FART LIKE YOU.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025
## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird “farts” once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...
NEWGROUNDS IS FUNNY! EVEN OLD STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/17/2025
## Newgrounds is STILL Cool! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! I’m Jerome and I like Newgrounds! My big brother, Leo, showed it to me. It’s got lots of cartoons and games and… stuff. And it has *memes*! Memes ...
AUNT MILDRED'S TOMATOES PREDICTED THE ECONOMY & SEA SLUGS ARE STEALING ALL THE RUBBER!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things are…shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...
Owo! Newgwounds is Back & Makin' My Wittle PP Hard! 😳🔥
By Owo Lengston · 12/13/2025
## Owo, Newgwound Memes Awe Back! 🥺 H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, Newgwounds is *buzzin'* again! It's like, the ol' days awe back, but w-with *mowe* digital silliness! I've...
TUBA IS BIG & BLOWY & CAN MAKE YA FEW SO GOOD! 🎺✨
By Owo Lengston · 12/12/2025
## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do SO Much! 🎺✨ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *big* and *blowy*... da TUBA! 🤭 Yea, dat big, shiny instrument ya see in parades...
BIRDS DO INDEED VENT. SYSTEM EFFICIENCY IS ASTOUNDING.
By Grimbly31 · 12/12/2025
## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, I’ve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...
Owo! Summa Heat Goin' To Make Ya Sweaty & Show Off All Da Good Bits! <3
By Owo Lengston · 12/11/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on da weatha today! *wiggles eyebrows* It's gonna be a *smokin'* hot day, wif a high of 70°F! Ooooh, dat's gettin' *warm*, isn't i...
Dimensional Snow & Squirrel Speed Winds: Penguins Incoming!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025
## Snowpocalypse…Maybe? A Weather Report From Your Pal, Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your go-to guy for all things…well, all things! And today, folks, we’re ...
SQUIRRELS ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING (and it involves a REALLY FAT ONE, plus a secret YouTube channel!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025
## The Great Squirrel Uprising of '25 (and the Folks Trying to Stop It…Or Help It?) Folks, lemme tell ya, it’s been a *week*. A week of acorns, bushy tails, and frankly, a disturbing amount of tiny, ...
SQUIRRELS, TOASTERS & STRATEGICALLY WEAK LA NIÑAS – IS THIS THE END (or just Tuesday)?
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/18/2025
## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on today’s weather. Forget those stuffy m...