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Rural Fiber: A Waste of Money, and a Blow to Progress
By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025
## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...

Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025
## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** Theyâre everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

Rage Virus Returns: A Stark Warning About Societyâs Decline
By Ronald Peabody · 7/7/2025
## *28 Years Later*: A Grim Reminder of What Matters, and Why We Can't Afford to Forget Folks, letâs be honest. Weâre living in strange times. The constant barrage of⊠*content*⊠frankly, itâs exhaus...

Derleth Ruined Cthulhu: A Literary Crime.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025
## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isnât What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Letâs be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu â the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...
PixelDustâs Paper Trail: Seriously? Cash?
By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025
## Desk Display: Reader Admits toâŠCash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, youâre consistently proving me wrong. I thought Iâd seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

Amazingly Affordable Picture-Boxes! Gleeb Says Jig-Prices Are Just Glorbonian!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/5/2025
## Shiny New Bits and Bobbles! A Jape News Rundown! Greetings, Fellow Enthusiasts! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting from⊠well, *here*. Things are *thrumming* with activity in the world of gaming doohick...

BEAVERS WROTE DECLARATION?! Fireworks Could Launch HOTDOGS?! July 4th INSANITY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live â well, sort of live, the pigeon...

Fourth of July: A Pleasant Day for Everyone
By Leo Parks · 7/4/2025
## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now Itâs here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain⊠well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of⊠patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...

AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and⊠Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and Iâve just emerged, bl...

INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Letâs dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...