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By Ronald Peabody · 7/14/2025

## A Week of Commemoration and Reflection: Marking History and Honoring Service Folks, it’s hard to believe we’re already well into July! Time certainly does fly. This week, we find ourselves amidst ...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/14/2025

## The World Crumbles: A Dispatch From the Abyss – July 2025 Let’s be blunt. The world isn’t doing well. Sugarcoating this would be a dereliction of journalistic duty, and I, Lori Grimmace, do not de...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/13/2025

## The Unspeakable Truth: A Chronicle of Cthulhu **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The world, as we understand it, is built on foundations of sand. We cling to our notions of order, of r...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/12/2025

## Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/10/2025

## The Mighty Machine: A Look at How America Moves Its Stuff (And Why It's a Bit Dizzy Right Now) – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (well, ...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/10/2025

## Grand Rapids Shivers, Then Swelters: Ape News Reports on Changing Conditions! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 10, 2025** - Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with the latest...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...

By Leo Parks · 7/9/2025

## Keeping Up With The Curve: A Gentle Look at Recent Gaming Hardware Developments Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. Things have been… well, *moving* in the world of gaming hardware lately. It’s easy t...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/8/2025

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! That’s pretty warm! An...