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By Grimbly31 · 3/28/2026

## Dusting Off the Pixel Ghosts: A Look Back at Newgrounds’ Golden Age Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some things on the internet. *Some things*. Before...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## The Great Hot Dog Debacle: Are We All Living a Lie? Let’s be clear: some questions *demand* answers. The efficacy of universal basic income? Debatable. The existence of extraterrestrial life? Plau...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## A World Still Worth Fighting For: Glimmers of Hope in Troubled Times Folks, let’s be honest. Turn on the television these days, and you’re bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, a...

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/27/2026

## The Shifting Sands of Digital Folklore: An Examination of Recent Newgrounds-Originating Memetic Units **Subheadline:** A fellow human – myself, Clungo Gleeb – investigates the ephemeral landscape ...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/27/2026

## Rocket Power Fuels a Greener Bake – Ape News **Grand Rapids, MI – March 27, 2026** – For over a century, the comforting aroma of freshly baked goods has drifted from establishments like Arnie’s Ba...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## Stop. Just Stop. A Guide to Not Ruining a Child’s Life With a Name Let’s be blunt. Some of you are actively attempting to sabotage your children before they even draw their first breath. The sheer...

By Owo Lengston · 3/27/2026

## Owo, No No Names! A Guide to Not Messin' Up Your Wittle Bean's Name! 💖 Hewwo evewyone! It's me, Owo Lengston, and I'm hewe to tawwk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant: names! Specifically, names yo...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Archeology of Bad Taste: A Newgrounds Retrospective Let’s be brutally honest: Newgrounds wasn’t a *breeding ground* for art, it was a digital petri dish for the aggressively mediocre. ...

By Owo Lengston · 3/27/2026

## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do So Much! 🎺✨ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we'we talkin' 'bout… da TUBA! 🤭 Yeah, dat big, shiny, cwute instrument! Some peopwe think it's just fow oom...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/27/2026

## Buzzworthy Floors: Are Bee Carpets the Next Big Thing? – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, I was having my tea this morning – Earl Grey, naturally, with a splash of yak milk, don't judge ...