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By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, It's a Wittle Bit Wet Out There! 🥺 H-hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weatha today is… a mood, okay? 💦 I just peeked out my window and it's all misty and wainy ...

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

## Glitch in the Matrix or Just Another Week? A Rundown of What's Happening (Probably) Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were even *gestating*. I’ve seen trends come...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, So Much Happenin' Dis Week! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember to weaw ya pants 'cause it's gettin' *wild* dis week! So many fun days and stuff, I almost lost my wittl...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Hold the Mayo! A Week of… Stuff! - By Bronbus Quitley Good mornin’, good mornin’! Bronbus Quitley here, your purveyor of… well, purveyor is a strong word. Let’s say “reporter” for Jape News. And b...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## Another Week, Another Avalanche of… *Things*. Honestly, the sheer volume of “awareness days” and frankly pointless holidays is insulting. Do we really need a dedicated day for *everything*? Appare...

By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026

## Owoh My Gosh, Da Squiwwehs Need Ouwu! 🥺🐿️ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sum *vewy* impowtant wittle fluffballs: squiwwehs! I've been doin' some wesea...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026

## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely, Positively Accurate Guide to What’s Happening RIGHT NOW! (And Soon!) Greetings, fellow citizens of…well, everywhere! Bronbus Quitley here, your trusty guide to the sw...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026

## A Week of…Things. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar, apparently, demands acknowledgement of various “days.” As if we don’t all have actual problems. But fine, here’s a rundown ...

By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026

Owo, hai guiz! It's ur favowite weatherman, Owo Lengston, here to tell u all about da weather today in da cutest wittle way possibwe! >w< It's a wittle cwoudy wight now in Heartside, Grand Rapids, Mi...

By Grimbly31 · 3/30/2026

## Static in the Air, and Not Just the Usual Kind Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up with dial-up, remember? Back then, “weather” meant hoping the phone line didn’t get swallowed by a thunde...