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By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda wild. My mom said there might be tornadoes way over in some other states, like where the cows live! That sounds scary...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

## Owo! Weta Wockin' and Thundew-Boops in Gwandi Wapids! ~ By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, and w-wowzers, it's a wittle *damp* out thewe today! I just peeked out my window and it's...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

Owo, my wittle heawt is pitty-patting fwom da weatha! It's April 4th, 2026, and w-w-wow, Gwand Wapids is gettin' a *wild* showah! 🥺 Da Natiowanal Weatha Sewvice says a big stowy is movin' acwoss da ...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on what's happenin' wif da sky today in ouw wittle Heartside, Gwands Wapids! >w< It's a wittle gwumpy out hewe, to be honest. Da...

By Grimbly31 · 4/4/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Right. So, look. I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up with dial-up, remember? Back then, “weather report” meant checking if the signal was gonna drop during a raid. But e...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soaked Saturday – Ape News Report **Grand Rapids, Michigan –** This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News. The air hangs heavy over Grand Rapids this morning, a damp chil...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

Owo, hai guys! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, comin' at ya wif da scoop on da weatha in Grand Rapids! 🥺 It's kinda cloudy wight now, and a lil' chilly at 46°F (8°C)! My wittle nose is gettin' cold just t...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/4/2026

## A Soggy Start to April – Are We Being Punished for Our Sins? Grand Rapids is getting *soaked*, folks. And frankly, I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t a sign of something bigger. A message, if yo...

By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026

## A Damp Day in the Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. Really wet. I just ran down to get a coffee and, wow, definitely needed the umbrella. Seems like everyone else thought of that too – the s...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/3/2026

## A Soggy Saturday Ahead for Grand Rapids – Are We Prepared? Folks, I’ve been watching the radar, and frankly, it’s not a pretty sight. Now, I’m not one to needlessly cause alarm – a little rain nev...