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COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says thereās been a LOT of stuff happening with computers andā¦ bad guys. Not like robbers,...
TOASTERS ARE LISTENING & MY BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION PREDICTED IT ALL!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/11/2025
## Is Your Toaster Spying on You? (And Other Cybersecurity Concerns - Brought to You by Yours Truly, Bronbus Quitley!) Okay, folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyberse...
Router Hack Threatens American HomesāForeign Devices to Blame!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## The Silent Invasion: Are Your Routers Turning Against You? Folks, Iāve been covering technology for Jape News for a good long while now, and I thought Iād seen it all. Viruses, worms, Trojansā¦ itā...
BADGERS, BANANAS & BAD TRANSLATIONS: THE INTERNETāS LOST HAMSTER-RUN KINGDOM!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/8/2025
## Remember When the Internet Was Made ofā¦Whatever *This* Was? A Deep Dive into Old Newgrounds Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things on the internet. *Things*. Before TikTok dances and influencer ap...
SIGNAL DEGRADATION IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/4/2025
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up mostly indoors, sure, bouncing between BBSes and early IRC channels, but even *through* the glowing phosphor, you get a feel fo...
SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signalās always been fractured, hasnāt it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world feltā¦ glitch...
HOT DOGS ARE SECRETLY WATERMELONS AND THE DALAI LAMA IS A PIGEON UNION BOSSāI HAVE PROOF!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/22/2025
## Is That a Sandwich in Your Hand? Orā¦ a Salad?! Bronbus Quitley Investigates the Great Hot Dog Conundrum Folks, let me tell you, I've seen a LOT in my time as a roving reporter for Jape News. I onc...
NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANTāS CONFUSION!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/19/2025
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the lastā¦ well, letās just say *a while* digging throu...
Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/19/2025
## Remember When the Internet Wasā¦Different? A Look Back at Newgrounds Memes Itās easy to get lost in the endless scroll of TikTok and Instagram these days, but for a lot of us, the *real* early days...
MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/13/2025
## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood newsā¦ well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...