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MOOOI RUGS: APE NEWS SAYS LUXURY BLOOMS UNDERFOOT!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 1/6/2026
## Ape News: Buzzworthy New Rugs from Moooi Carpets **By H.R. Rambe** Here at Ape News, weāre always on the lookout for items that bring a touch of the wild ā or, in this case, the wonderfully indus...
BEE CARPETS ARE REAL!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/14/2025
## Bee Carpets! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned aboutā¦ bee carpets! Not *made* of bees, donāt worry! That would be sticky. These carpets have pictures of b...
Hexagonal Ground Cover: Are Human Domiciles Becoming Nests?
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 10/19/2025
## Domestic Flooring Units Reflect Apian Morphology: A Rising Trend? **Subheadline:** Analysis of Recent Carpeting Designs Suggests a Human Fascination with the Insecta Class, Order Hymenoptera. A fe...
BEE-UTIFUL FLOOR COVERINGS SWARMING HOMESāApe News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 9/9/2025
## A Buzzworthy Trend: Bee-Themed Carpets Are Taking Flight in Interior Design By H.R. Rambe, Ape News It appears the humble bee is having a moment ā and not just in the garden! Here at Ape News, we...
BEE CARPETS. I'VE SEEN WORSE IN SOURCE ENGINE MAPS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/3/2025
## Buzzworthy Boucle: When Interior Design Gets Its Wings Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of trends come and go. I was modding Quake when shag carpeting was already making a comeback. Seriously. Iāve witness...