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By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

By Owo Lengston · 10/25/2025

## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! 🌶️ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...

By Owo Lengston · 10/18/2025

## Owoh No... This Isn't The Fwuture I Asked For! 🥺 Hewwo evwyone! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin’ *weally* impowtant. Like, suuuuper impowtant. And kinda… scawy? 😖 I used ...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/7/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, we’ve been wading th...

By Owo Lengston · 10/5/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! I’ve been diggin’ t...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/25/2025

## The Digital Dumpster Fire: This Week's Public Meltdowns (and Why They Matter) Let’s be clear: the internet is a cesspool, and social media is its overflowing drain. This week proved that, yet agai...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025

## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was… a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called “socia...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/8/2025

## Remember When the Internet Was Made of…Whatever *This* Was? A Deep Dive into Old Newgrounds Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things on the internet. *Things*. Before TikTok dances and influencer ap...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signal’s always been fractured, hasn’t it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt… glitch...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/22/2025

## Is That a Sandwich in Your Hand? Or… a Salad?! Bronbus Quitley Investigates the Great Hot Dog Conundrum Folks, let me tell you, I've seen a LOT in my time as a roving reporter for Jape News. I onc...