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Clowns Are…Around, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 3/4/2026
## A Quiet Observation on… Well, Clowns It’s been a bit of a strange week, honestly. Everyone’s been *talking* about clowns. Not, like, scary clowns, thankfully. Just… clowns. I overheard Mrs. Gable ...
Ritualized Conflict and Statistical Anomalies: A Human Compendium
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/22/2025
## The Sphere of Competitive Endeavor: A Compendium of Recent Developments **Subheadline:** Earthlings Continue to Engage in Ritualized Physical Conflict and Display of Motor Skills; Notable Occurren...
SQUIRRELS, TOASTERS & STRATEGICALLY WEAK LA NIÑAS – IS THIS THE END (or just Tuesday)?
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/18/2025
## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on today’s weather. Forget those stuffy m...
Human Locomotion Rituals Continue: Statistical Anomalies and Cranial Resilience Documented by a Fellow Citizen
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/16/2025
## Kinetic Competition: Earth Athletes Demonstrate Impressive Muscular Control **Subheadline:** Observations on the Continued Pursuit of Arbitrary Physical Challenges, Compiled by a Fellow Human Gre...