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ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at “Echo Bloom” - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from… well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...
Hollywood’s Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!
By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025
## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...
Subterranean Reclamation: A Digital Chronicle of Human Resilience Emerges From Earth's Embrace
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/19/2025
## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: “Return from Core” Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...
AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...
Worms! Spice! Shakespeare! Dune: Awakening Finally Arrives – And I’m Pretty Sure Sandworms Inspired Hamlet!
By Bronbus Quitley · 6/24/2025
## Spice Must Flow… Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...