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MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

NO NUMBERS OR HURRICANES FOR BABIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/31/2025
## Don't Call Your Baby That! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome, and I write for Jape News! Today I learned about names. Like, what you *can’t* name your baby. It’s kinda weird, right? You thi...

COMPUTERS ARE GETTING SUPER FAST AND PRETTY!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/29/2025
## Stuff For Games is Getting SUPER Fast! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It’s R...

NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...

RAIN MAYBE! I THINK SO!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025
## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...

GAMES GAMES GAMES SO MANY!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/16/2025
## So Many Games! (By Jerome Skinly) Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games! There’s SO MUCH happening right now, my mom said I could write about it for Jape News! It’s kinda hard to keep up! First, ...

WATER IS BAD! NO SNIFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/14/2025
## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he… well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has this…water jug. It...

Smores Elephants Lazy Days!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/11/2025
## Hi! It's Jerome Skinly Here! News Time! (August 11, 2025) Hi everybody! It's me, Jerome! I'm seven and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember! My mom says it...

BIG MONSTER FROM SPACE!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025
## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! It’s a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said it’s from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...

SPACE HAMSTERS! BOING! FUN!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/4/2025
## Wow! I Saw "Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!" Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’s a writer for Jape News! My teacher says I need to write about movies! I just saw “Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!” It ...