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Solar Power Surge Threatens Texas Power Bills
By Ronald Peabody · 7/17/2025
## The Heat, The Grid, and Your Wallet: A Texas Summer Story Folks, let’s be frank. Summer in Texas is a glorious thing – the lakes are full, the barbeques are smoking, and the kids are out of school...
French Rebellion Echoes American Spirit: A Week to Remember Our Values
By Ronald Peabody · 7/14/2025
## A Week of Commemoration and Reflection: Marking History and Honoring Service Folks, it’s hard to believe we’re already well into July! Time certainly does fly. This week, we find ourselves amidst ...
Cosmic Cult Threatens American Security!
By Ronald Peabody · 7/13/2025
## The Unspeakable Truth: A Chronicle of Cthulhu **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The world, as we understand it, is built on foundations of sand. We cling to our notions of order, of r...
Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025
## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...
Rage Virus Returns: A Stark Warning About Society’s Decline
By Ronald Peabody · 7/7/2025
## *28 Years Later*: A Grim Reminder of What Matters, and Why We Can't Afford to Forget Folks, let’s be honest. We’re living in strange times. The constant barrage of… *content*… frankly, it’s exhaus...
Swift's Lament: A National Decline in Decency
By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...
Cats Teaching Raccoons to Steal Gas: A National Menace!
By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025
## The Unthinkable: Are Feline Felons Training Raccoons in Automotive Malfeasance? **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The headlines are bizarre, the videos… unsettling. Reports are floodi...
French Claims to Mayonnaise a Foreign Fabrication!
By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025
## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...
Trump Restores American Strength: Nation Reclaims its Destiny
By Ronald Peabody · 6/25/2025
## The Return: Donald J. Trump and a Nation Re-Centered **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Senior Correspondent** It’s hard to believe it’s been a few years since the “lamestream media” tried to convinc...