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It Seems Like Things Change A Lot These Days
By Leo Parks · 1/17/2026
## Lost in the Loop: Local Man Bewildered by Constant Updates It’s…a lot. That’s what Arthur Penhaligon, 68, of Oakhaven, said when asked about the current state of news. And honestly, after spending...
Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...
The Lexical Burden: Ensuring Optimal Nomenclature for Developing Humans
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/17/2026
## The Nomenclature Landscape: Navigating the Perils of Infantile Designation **Subheadline:** A Fellow Human’s Guide to Avoiding Societal Discomfort Through Prudent Lexical Selection for Developing ...
CLOWNS: AVOID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/16/2026
## Painted Faces, Empty Souls: A Dissection of the Clown Let's be clear: the recent resurgence of "clown appreciation" is nauseating. These garishly painted figures, historically and presently, are n...
RAMBE LOCKED OUT! KEYS VANISH—FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED—APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## A Most Troublesome Misplacement – By H.R. Rambe, Ape News The indignity of it! Absolutely the *indignity*! This reporter, H.R. Rambe, finds himself in a most frustrating predicament. I have…mispla...
Owo's Office Went Fwom Messy to MWAH!~ (And Now It's Pefect Fow Pway!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston · 1/16/2026
## uwu Oh Noes! My Home Office Was a Mess! (But Now It's SO Cute!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember when I said I was a pwoductive membew of society? Well… my...
YOUNG HUMANS DITCH SHINE FOR MUD, AI & TINY TRIBES – Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## The Young Primate Pack: What’s REALLY Happening With Today’s Kids - A Dispatch From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent, Ape News (or, as we call it, Ape News)** Greetings, fellow prim...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? 😉✨
By Owo Lengston · 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! ✨ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! – A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long you’ve been staring at the sky, wondering if it’s dec...
FUNNY PIX ON THE COMPUTER!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/15/2026
## New Memes Are Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the computer with my dad. We found a place called… um… r/NewGrounds_Memes! It’s a long name. It has lots of pictures and j...