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Giant Robots: Still a Bit Tricky, Apparently.
By Leo Parks · 12/10/2025
## Still Waiting on Those Giant Robots Itâs a question many of us have asked, probably since childhood: where are the giant robots? You see them in movies, dominating battlefields, and frankly, they ...
Dimensional Snow & Squirrel Speed Winds: Penguins Incoming!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025
## SnowpocalypseâŠMaybe? A Weather Report From Your Pal, Bronbus Quitley Good morninâ, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your go-to guy for all thingsâŠwell, all things! And today, folks, weâre ...
SHARE CLIP, FACE CLAWS! APE NEWS WARNS.
By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports - This Week's Juicy Bits â December 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on whatâs got the digital jungle buzzing this week, cou...
ROBOTS ARE HARD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* weâre gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. ButâŠwe donât. Not...
KEYS ARE GONE!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Oh No! Where Did They GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today was a good day. I went to the park and swung SO high! Then we got ice cream! Chocolate with sprinkles! But⊠now⊠OH NO! I ca...
AI is Developing, Which is Good, I Think?
By Leo Parks · 12/9/2025
## A Smarter World Dawns: Whatâs New in Artificial Intelligence It feels like just yesterday we were marveling at AI that could *sort of* write a poem. Now? Well, things are moving quickly. Really qu...
BEE-UTIFUL NEWS! Trees, Joy & My Ferret Reginald Say Things Aren't Totally Doomed!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025
## A Little Sparkle in a Sometimes-Dusty World - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, lovely readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, itâs been a *year*, hasn't it? A real doozy! I was jus...
Liberals Ruin Cake & Your Kitchen!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025
## The War on Refrigerators: Are We Throwing Away Good Food? Folks, Iâve been thinking. Really *thinking*. About our refrigerators. These humming metal boxes have become the center of our kitchens, s...
AI's Gettin' So Smart... It's Makin' Owo Blush! (â§ââŠ)/
By Owo Lengston · 12/9/2025
## Owo... AI is Gettin' *Real* Smart, Guys! (Like, *Really* Real) Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and wemember me telling you guys AI was gonna be big? Well, it's not just big now, it's⊠*glo...
HUMAN JOHNSONâS DIGITAL FRUIT CAUSES TROOP UPROARâAPE NEWS REPORTING!
By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle â or,...