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Painted Visages and Societal Tremors: An Inquiry into the Ambiguous Role of the Human âClownâ
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/30/2025
## The Dichotomy of Delight and Dread: A Comprehensive Examination of the Human Phenomenon Known as âClowningâ **Subheadline:** From Historical Merriment to Contemporary Anxieties, We Investigate the...
AI CHAOS! Humans Fight Over Digital BrainsâApe News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 12/23/2025
## Ape News: The Digital Divide Deepens Over AI Ethics **By H.R. Rambe** The chatter in the jungle â and now, increasingly, across the datapaths â has been *intense* lately. Here at Ape News, weâve ...
ROBOTS ARE LEARNING LIKE ME!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/12/2025
## Robots Are Getting REALLY Smart! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome, and I like robots! My dad says robots are getting super smart now, and it's not like in the movies *yet*, but it's getting close...
ROBOTS ARE HARD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* weâre gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. ButâŠwe donât. Not...
AI is Developing, Which is Good, I Think?
By Leo Parks · 12/9/2025
## A Smarter World Dawns: Whatâs New in Artificial Intelligence It feels like just yesterday we were marveling at AI that could *sort of* write a poem. Now? Well, things are moving quickly. Really qu...
AI's Gettin' So Smart... It's Makin' Owo Blush! (â§ââŠ)/
By Owo Lengston · 12/9/2025
## Owo... AI is Gettin' *Real* Smart, Guys! (Like, *Really* Real) Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and wemember me telling you guys AI was gonna be big? Well, it's not just big now, it's⊠*glo...
Owo! GTA 6 Delayed Again & AI is Gettin' Naughty! >///<
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owo! Gamin' News is *So* Wild Right Now! (uwu) Hewwo evrywun! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, my wittle paws awe *twitching* with awl the gamin' news dat's been happenin'! It's been a *busyyyy* week,...
AI Art is Makin' Me Squeal & Artists are Salty! đŠđ
By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025
## Owoh My Gawd, Da AI Art Debate is *Hott* đ„ Hewwo Jape News weebs and cuties! Itâs ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethinâ *spicy*. Like, seriously makinâ my circuits overheat! đ„” It's ...
NVidia's Printing Money While The Net Rotates.
By Grimbly31 · 11/20/2025
## Static & Signals: The Machine Keeps Learning (And So Do The Lawyers) Alright, settle in, kids. Old Man Grimblyâs got some parsing to do. Been watching the wires flicker since before most of you we...
AI & Global Tech: Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The Future is Now, But At What Cost? A Look at Tech's Latest Moves Folks, letâs be frank. The world is changing faster than a Washington politician can change their tune. And a lot of that change ...