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By Ronald Peabody · 4/2/2026

## Nature’s Fury: Is This the New Normal? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, and let me tell you, stepping outside this morning felt less like April and more like January! We’re getting a good...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/1/2026

## A Chill in the Air, a Sign of Times? Grand Rapids woke up this morning under a blanket of gray, and frankly, it’s a bit unsettling. Forty-three degrees, they say. Forty-three! In *April*? It feels...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Bit of a Chill, But Don't Let It Fool You – Nature's Still Acting Up! Grand Rapids woke up to a rather…grey day, folks. A mild 53 degrees, they say, but that wind whipping in from the southwest ...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Nation on Edge: Warmth in the Wrong Places, and Danger in Others Folks, let's talk about the weather. And frankly, what I'm seeing is deeply concerning. It's not just about needing a light jacke...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/27/2026

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned LOTS about the weather. It's really weird! My mom told me it's super warm in some places, like way wa...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Sky is Falling, Literally and Figuratively Let’s not mince words: the weather is a disaster, and frankly, humanity deserves it. We’ve spent decades ignoring the obvious, and now we’re reaping ...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The World is Literally Falling Apart, and You’re Complaining About Your Latte Let’s just lay it all out there, shall we? The planet is having a *moment*, and it’s not a cute one. Apparently, some ...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## Bracing for a Blast of Old Man Winter – Is This Climate Change, or Just a Cold Snap? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, and let me tell you, it’s *cold* out there. I just stepped outside to...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Skies are Falling…Or Are They Just Warm? A Look at Today’s Erratic Weather Folks, I’m starting to think the liberals are tinkering with the thermostat again. Now, I’m not saying climate change...

By Grimbly31 · 3/27/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Okay, so listen up, meatspace is *glitching*. Seriously. I’ve been watching the feeds – the real feeds, not the sanitized crap the news-bots pump out – and things are…off....