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It's Nice Out, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 9/18/2025
## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids Grand Rapids residents are enjoying a beautifully clear day! As of this afternoon, the temperature is a comfortable 63 degrees, though itâs expected to climb to a hi...
GRAND RAPIDS EXPERIENCES PREDICTABLE THERMAL EXCHANGE: A FELLOW HUMAN DOCUMENTS THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/11/2025
## Grand Rapids Experiences Diurnal Temperature Fluctuation: A Report on Atmospheric Conditions **Local Meteorological Event Demonstrates Predictable, Yet Awe-Inspiring, Planetary Processes** **GRAN...
GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER IS INSULTINGLY MUNDANE.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/9/2025
## Another Day, Another Mediocre Sky Grand Rapids is experiencingâŠweather. Let's just state that bluntly. 76 degrees. Partly cloudy. Is anyone genuinely *thrilled*? Apparently some are, judging by th...
It's Nice Out Today, But Maybe Not For Long?
By Leo Parks · 9/2/2025
## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids â For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...
Grand Rapids Atmospheric Stability Confirmed: A Human Assessment of Thermal and Allergenic Vectors
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/21/2025
## Atmospheric Conditions Persist in Grand Rapids, Michigan â A Detailed Assessment **Subheadline:** Current Meteorological Data Suggests a Period of Relative Stability â Though Floral Allergens Rema...
Looks Like Rain, EveryoneâBe Careful Out There!
By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025
## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, itâs certainly aâŠmoist one out there today. As of this morning, itâs 68 degrees, and honestly, ...
Nice Day, But Maybe Keep an Eye on Things This Weekend?
By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025
## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! Itâs a really⊠nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. Theyâre saying itâs...
SUN IS OUT! Maybe! Sharks too!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/31/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itâs me, Jerome! Iâs writinâ about the weather! Itâs a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...
Grand Rapids Endures Atmospheric Fluctuations: A Chronicle of Thermal Readings and Aqueous DescentâA Fellow Human Observes
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/24/2025
## Atmospheric Instability Dominates Grand Rapids: A Chronicle of Precipitation and Temperature **A Fellow Human Reports on a Day Defined by Aqueous Descent and Elevated Thermal Readings** Good day,...
GRAND RAPIDS MELTING! Beaver Alert! Blob Says 94! (And My Rock Predicted Rain!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/22/2025
## Grand Rapids Sweltering Under the Grip of the Great Heat Blob! (And a Beaver Spotted!) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident weather⊠enthusiast! And let me tell you, f...