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SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/2/2025
## Septemberās Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Letās dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...
GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/2/2025
## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Letās dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...
Owo! Shiny New Gadgets Makin' Owo Lengston Wanna Purr!~ <3
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/28/2025
## Owo! So Much Shiny! A Peek at All Da New Gadgets! ~ By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, my wittle gamers! Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell you, my circuits are *buzzing*! So much new stuff has been announce...
Owooo! Night City & Stawfield Gettin' Extra Smooooth... & Hwoang Jinwoo's Gonna Make Ya Sweaty! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/20/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif all da hottest gaming news! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Get weady to have ya mind blown, and maybe a few otha things tooā¦ *leans cl...
NEW GAME STUFF IS SO COOL!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/11/2025
## Shiny New Stuff for Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My dad helps me spell. Today I'm gonna tell you about all the cool new stuff for playing games! It's REALLY co...
AMD, Nvidia, Intel Clash: Ape News Reports Tech Jungle Power Plays!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 9/7/2025
## Ape News: Grunts & Gears ā Whatās Shaking in the Gaming World? Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the tech jungle, courtesy of Ape News! If youāre like me ā ...
Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Meā¦Hap-py! šā¤ļø
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/1/2025
## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bitā¦ Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...
NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/27/2025
## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...
Gaming Sees Shifts ā PC Seems to Be Doing Quite Well
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/1/2025
## A Tale of Two Markets: Gamingās July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...
Gaming Hardware: Things Seem to Beā¦ Happening
By Leo Parks Ā· 6/24/2025
## Keeping Up With the Curve: A Look at Recent Gaming Hardware Buzz Right, well, hello everyone! Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. Things have beenā¦ lively, to say the least, in the gaming har...