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Rainy Day—Maybe Stay Inside If You Don’t Mind?
By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026
## A Rather Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. Really wet. I just came back inside, and honestly, my glasses are still a little foggy. If you were hoping to enjoy a nice spring...
Rainy Day Seems to Be Happening, Everyone Should Probably Be Careful
By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026
## A Wet Wednesday in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s certainly a… *weather* day here in Grand Rapids. I stepped outside earlier and, honestly, immediately regretted my clothing choices. It’s one of *...
Owo! Wawwd's a Messy Thwee-Way & My Heawt's Dooin' a Wiggle! 🥺👉👈
By Owo Lengston · 2/25/2026
O-owO Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, bringin’ you da scoop fwom awound da wowwd! It’s been a wittle bit of a chaotic week, and my wittle heawt is feelin’ a bit twiggery…but in a good way? *...
Things Are Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 1/30/2026
## A Week of Worrying Headlines It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just…a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with everything, and honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. In Ukraine, there’s been...
RAIN SNOW FIGHTING ITS COLD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/18/2025
## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is… weird! Mommy said it’s winter, but it’s not *just* snow. It’s rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....
WAR KANGAROOS AND MY HEAD HURTS!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/13/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned a LOT about what’s going on in the world. It’s kinda scary, but also…interesting? First, the...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 · 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber optics… you do...
BADGERS, SPYWARE & ROBOTIC KNITTING MACHINES: THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY A ZOO!
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/9/2025
## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! It’s a Cyber-Wild West Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the internet is currently less a series of tubes and more a demolition der...
RAINY DAY NO FORT SAD!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/4/2025
## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky is…doing stuff. Mommy said it’s called weather. We live in…um…Orlando, Florida!...
HUMANITY CONFIRMED: UTTERLY HOPELESS.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...