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By Ronald Peabody · 9/10/2025

## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately – and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

By Leo Parks · 9/8/2025

## A Week of Remembrance, Celebration, and… Literacy? – Your Guide to the Days Ahead Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at the week ahead. It feels like there’s a lot happening, a lot o...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025

## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

By Leo Parks · 9/1/2025

## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week and a little further into September! It feels like summer...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signal’s always been fractured, hasn’t it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt… glitch...

By Clungo Gleeb · 8/25/2025

## Temporal Markers of Significance: A Weekly Compendium of Human Observances **A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the cyclical rituals that punctuate the terrestrial existence.** This missive...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/10/2025

## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live from… well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...

By Ronald Peabody · 8/9/2025

## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, it’s been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. We’re seeing a break...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/8/2025

## Ape News Sports Roundup - August 8th, 2025 - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, as always, direct from Ape News! It’s been...