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WORLD IS CRAZY! LIONS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...

HAPPY STUFF HAPPENED THIS YEAR!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said there’s *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...

A Catalog of Sequential Earth-Dates: Ensuring Temporal Alignment for Optimal Societal Functioning
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Week’s Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...

Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 12/1/2025
## A World in Motion: Updates From Across the Globe It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just trying to keep up with everything feels…well, a little overwhelming, to be honest. I’ve been loo...

Taiwan Chips & Troubled Sears: America Still Stands Strong!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/29/2025
## The Backbone of America Bends, But Doesn't Break Folks, let's talk straight. You turn on the news these days and it's all doom and gloom. "Unpredictable holiday spending," they say. "Challenges fo...

STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 · 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber optics… you do...

WORLD IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/27/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...

FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

SYSTEM_FAILURE_IMMINENT_CHECK_YOUR_DEBUG_LOGS
By Grimbly31 · 11/23/2025
## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, I’ve been watching the world burn – or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning – since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...

NATION COLLAPSES INTO PETTY, PROFIT-DRIVEN INSANITY.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025
## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Let’s be clear: this isn’t about policy. It’s about performance. The latest government shutdown wasn’t a failure of governance, i...