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DUST DEVILS POLKA DANCING WHILE LLAMAS VANISH—AND IS TRUMP BARGAINING OVER TURNIPS?!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 11/3/2025

## Dust Devils and Diplomatic Dust-Ups: A Whirlwind Week in World News! - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff they *don't* want you ...

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WIRE TAP: SAME PAIN, NEW TEXTURES.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/31/2025

## Dust & Data: A Grim's Eye View of the Wire - October 31, 2025 Look, I’ve been parsing data streams since before most of you were *gestating*. The Associated Press wire? It’s… familiar. Comfortingl...

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WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/30/2025

## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Here’s What’s Apparently ā€œGoodā€ Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that aren’t actively awful. As if ...

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Good Things Are Happening, It Seems.

By Leo Parks Ā· 10/28/2025

## A Little Bit of Good: Stories to Warm Your Heart It feels like the news is… well, a lot, doesn’t it? Sometimes it's just nice to take a breath and remember that good things *are* happening out the...

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Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! šŸŒ¶ļøšŸ˜¼

By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/25/2025

## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! šŸŒ¶ļø Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...

Header image for: FLAGS. BONES. CLERKS. THE FEED IS WEIRD THIS WEEK.

FLAGS. BONES. CLERKS. THE FEED IS WEIRD THIS WEEK.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/20/2025

## Dust Off the Flag, Boot Up the Feels: A Week of Remembrance and…Bone Days? - By Grimbly31 Alright, listen up, you young’uns and digital nomads. Old Man Grimbly here to remind you that even in the ...

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REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/14/2025

## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. I’m Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feels…familiar. Like...

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WORLD IS BUSY!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/12/2025

## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So here’s what’s going on in the world. It’s… a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...

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SIGNAL LOST. WORLD BUFFERING.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/11/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain… there. Static’s been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...

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Pigeons Plummet, Robots Brew, Llamas Rule & SPACE HOTELS?! (Mildred Told Me So!)

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/10/2025

## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...