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No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! š„ŗšš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/20/2025
## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! š„ŗš± Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...
Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/8/2025
## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has beenā¦a lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, thereās anoth...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' š„š© Owo!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekās Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* š„ (And Maybe a Littleā¦ Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...
INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Letās dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...
Andrew Tateāsā¦ Verticality! A Bizarre Sprocket-Bird Drama!
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 6/24/2025
## The Curious Case of Andrew Tate's... Height? A Short Guide to... Something Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, ready to delve into a truly *remarkable* phenomenon. We're discus...