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By Leo Parks · 10/2/2025

## A Bit of Everything, Really Well, folks, it’s… a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. I checked the weather site – you know, the one with all the maps and everything – and it seems like pr...

By Grimbly31 · 9/30/2025

## Seriously? October Already? Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *born*, alright? I remember when checking the weather meant decoding static on a BBS and hoping someone...

By Leo Parks · 9/25/2025

## A Bit of Everything: Weather Update for September 25th Well, folks, it’s certainly a…day. Here in Grand Rapids, it’s currently 62 degrees and pretty cloudy, with the humidity feeling quite high at...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025

## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/23/2025

## Central U.S. Drowning, East Coast Facing Fury – Ape News Weather Report Friends, primates, citizens! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News on this, September 23, 2025. And frankly...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/23/2025

## Is That a Cloud...Or a Giant Marshmallow?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or…is it good? Honestly, I’m looking out my window and it’s…well, it’s *...

By Leo Parks · 9/18/2025

## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids Grand Rapids residents are enjoying a beautifully clear day! As of this afternoon, the temperature is a comfortable 63 degrees, though it’s expected to climb to a hi...

By Owo Lengston · 9/16/2025

O-oh my gosh, hiiii everywun! It's Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell u, the weather is bein' *so* dramatic today! It's like Mother Nature is havin' a whole mood swing, uwu. F-first off, the Mid-Atlan...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/16/2025

## Uh Oh! The World's Money is Getting Sick! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! My teacher, Mrs. Gable, says it’s important to learn about stuff, even if it's kinda scary. And this is k...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025

## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...