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By Owo Lengston · 10/13/2025

## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...

By Clungo Gleeb · 10/13/2025

## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Human Calendar – October 13-31, 2024 **A period of heightened cultural and ritualistic activity is currently underway, demanding a comprehensive accoun...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/13/2025

## Nature’s Fury: Are We Prepared for These Extreme Weather Events? Folks, let’s talk frankly. We’ve all seen the headlines, and now we’re *living* it. It seems like every other day there’s some new ...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/12/2025

## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So here’s what’s going on in the world. It’s… a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...

By Owo Lengston · 10/11/2025

## Is Your Home a Little *Too* Attentive? Owo's Guide to Smart Device Snooping! Hewwo fwiends! It's Owo Lengston, ya boi, here to talk about sumthin’ *weiiiwd* that’s been keepin’ me up at night… and...

By Grimbly31 · 10/11/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain… there. Static’s been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/10/2025

## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...

By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025

## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...

By Leo Parks · 10/9/2025

## A Bit of Everything, Really It’s…well, it’s a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. Looking out the window, it’s not *terrible* here at Jape News headquarters, just…grey. A little drizzly, ...