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MIDWEST GRID FRAGMENTING. PREPARE FOR DISCHARGE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 3/26/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of weather in my time. More than most, probably. Not because I'm some outdoorsy type ā far from it. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, learned...

NEWGROUNDS: WHERE LLAMAS HELD UNIVERSAL SECRETS & MY YODELING CAREER DIED!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 3/26/2026
## Remember When the Internet Was... *Different*? A Deep Dive into Newgrounds' Golden Age of Absurdity Alright folks, Bronbus Quitley here, and lemme tell ya, I was *there*. I saw it all. Before TikT...

Things Are Happening Online, Hopefully It All Works Out For Everyone
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/26/2026
## A Rough Week for the Scroll? Social Media Faces Heat From All Sides It feels like you canāt open an app these days without hearing about *something* going wrong. This week has been particularlyā¦a ...

SQUIRRELS PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATIONāAUNT MILDRED WAS RIGHT (And Sprout Eating Champions!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 3/25/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Are We *Really* Saving the Squirrels? (And Why My Aunt Mildred Hates Them) Folks, let me tell you, Iāve been *deep* down the rabbit hole ā or should I say, the squirrel ho...

Newgrounds Has Some New Stuff Happening, It Seems
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/24/2026
## What *Are* Those Little Blue Guys? A Look at the Latest from Newgrounds Okay, so, Iāve been trying to keep up with whatās⦠popular⦠on Newgrounds lately. Itās⦠a lot. Honestly, it moves *fast*. I ...

TOAST. PIGEONS. BREAK EVERYTHING. THE KIDS REMEMBER.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 3/24/2026
## Dusting Off the Pixel Bin: What the Kids Are Clicking On (According to an Old Man) Look, Iāve been online since the dial-up days. Seriously. I practically *was* raised by packet loss and Geocities...

Owo! Newgwounds Memes Made Me Blush & Wiggle My Hips! š„µš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/24/2026
## Owo, Remembew Those Old Newgwounds Times? š„ŗ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're takin' a wittle twip down memowy wane! A wane filled with⦠*ahem*⦠questionable animation, ca...

SQUIRRELS ARE DATA MINING YOU, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 3/19/2026
## They Were Always Watching, Man. Always. Look, Iāve been online since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember warez boards, BBSes, the whole nine yards. We used to talk about surveillance s...

šIs Dat A Sandwitch, Taco, OwO Sallad?!šøš³
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/17/2026
## Owo, Is Dat a Sandwhich or...A SALLAD?! ššø Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to tackle a vewy impowtant question dat's been keepin' me up at nightā¦and maybe gettinā me a widdle *ex...

Newgrounds Wasā¦Kind of Special, Wasn't It?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/13/2026
## Remember When The Internet Wasā¦Different? A Look Back at Newgroundsā Golden Age Itāsā¦well, itās been a little while since things online felt *simple*, you know? Before algorithms and endless scrol...