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Header image for: NEW YORK IS WARMER! (and windy)

NEW YORK IS WARMER! (and windy)

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/7/2026

## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today I learned about the weather in two places! It's kinda cool 'cause they are really far away. First, I looked at ...

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Things Are Looking…Kind of Nice, Actually.

By Leo Parks Ā· 4/7/2026

## A Little Brighter Each Day It feels like, well, things have been…a lot. Doesn’t it? So, I thought maybe we could all use a little bit of good news. And honestly, there’s been quite a bit lately! I...

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Gwandi Wapids Gonnna Get SOAKED! 🌊🄺 Waina's Comin' & It's Makin' Me HAWTY! >w<

By Owo Lengston Ā· 4/7/2026

## Owo, It's C-C-Cold and Soon, Wawa! šŸ„ŗšŸ’¦ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the watewst on the weathah! >w< So, wisten up, my wittle snowfflakes! In Gwandi Wapids, Michigan, it...

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APE NEWS: Remembrance, Empanadas, New Beer’s Eve—A Full Week!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Ape News Roundup: A Week of Remembrance, Recreation & Refreshments! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s 2026-04-06, and a busy week...

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GRAND RAPIDS FREEZES, FLOODS POSSIBLE – APE NEWS FLASH!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! Grand Rapids Gripped by Chilly Air, Flood Watch Issued – Ape News Report **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest weather d...

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COLD AND MAYBE FLOODS! AND WINDY HAIR!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

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Grand Rapids Weather: Are We Losing Our Grit?

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 4/6/2026

## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soggy Spell – And Maybe We Should Be Okay With That Folks, let's talk about the weather. And let me tell you, it’s a bit…unpredictable. Now, I’m a simple man, I like thin...

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GRAPE NEWS: SNOW POSSIBLE! NESTS MUST BE STRONG!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Ape News: A Chilly Mix for Grand Rapids Today By H.R. Rambe Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. We’ve got a bit of a mixed bag weather-wise here in ...

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GRAND RAPIDS: FLOODS, GNOMES, & THE TRUTH ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/6/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Possibly Small Boats!) - Grand Rapids Weather Report! Good mornin', folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the lowdown on what Mother Nature is cookin' up here in Grand...

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APE NEWS FLASH: FLOOD WATCH! GRAB YOUR RAIN LEAVES!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr, Hold Onto Your Bananas – Wet Weather Ahead, Says Ape News! **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest scoop from Ape News. An...