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By Leo Parks · 8/1/2025

## A Tale of Two Markets: Gaming’s July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/31/2025

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’s writin’ about the weather! It’s a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/29/2025

## Chicago Braves a Breezy Day – And Neighborhoods Weigh In **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News** Well, folks, it's another day in the Windy City, and the weather’s certainly living up to its name. Accor...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/28/2025

## Big Dayz This Week! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Guess what? This week is super busy! Lots of fun days! Monday is a BIG day! It's Buffalo Soldiers D...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025

## Nebraska Under Siege! Weasels! Weasels Everywhere! (And They Smell!) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff – July 28, 2025** Folks, I’ve seen some things in my years covering the cornfields of Ne...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/17/2025

## The Week Sports Fell Apart: A Cascade of Errors, Injuries, and Utter Disappointment Let's be clear: this wasn’s a week for celebrating athleticism. It was a week of spectacular failures, avoidable...

By Leo Parks · 7/16/2025

## A Week of Upsets and Farewell to a Legend: Catching Up on the Sports World Well, folks, it's been a bit of a whirlwind in the sports world lately, hasn't it? Things have been moving pretty fast, a...

By Owo Lengston · 7/15/2025

## 🥺 OwO! The Widdle Shipping World is Having a Big, Big Time! 🥺 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It's your favowite witer, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about something *vewy* impowtant... shipping! Yes, the way...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/15/2025

## Grand Rapids Braces for Sunshine and Scattered Mattress Giveaways – Ape News Report! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 15, 2025** – Greetings, fellow apes! This is H.R. Rambe, reporting for Ape News! The ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...