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NEW YORK IS WARMER! (and windy)
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/7/2026
## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today I learned about the weather in two places! It's kinda cool 'cause they are really far away. First, I looked at ...

Things Are Lookingā¦Kind of Nice, Actually.
By Leo Parks Ā· 4/7/2026
## A Little Brighter Each Day It feels like, well, things have beenā¦a lot. Doesnāt it? So, I thought maybe we could all use a little bit of good news. And honestly, thereās been quite a bit lately! I...

Gwandi Wapids Gonnna Get SOAKED! šš„ŗ Waina's Comin' & It's Makin' Me HAWTY! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 4/7/2026
## Owo, It's C-C-Cold and Soon, Wawa! š„ŗš¦ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the watewst on the weathah! >w< So, wisten up, my wittle snowfflakes! In Gwandi Wapids, Michigan, it...

APE NEWS: Remembrance, Empanadas, New Beerās EveāA Full Week!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026
## Ape News Roundup: A Week of Remembrance, Recreation & Refreshments! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Itās 2026-04-06, and a busy week...

GRAND RAPIDS FREEZES, FLOODS POSSIBLE ā APE NEWS FLASH!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026
## Brrr! Grand Rapids Gripped by Chilly Air, Flood Watch Issued ā Ape News Report **Grand Rapids, MI ā April 6, 2026** ā Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest weather d...

COLD AND MAYBE FLOODS! AND WINDY HAIR!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026
## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām seven! Today itās kinda cold. My mom said itās 37 degrees! Thatās like⦠really cold for April. I like when itās warm enou...

Grand Rapids Weather: Are We Losing Our Grit?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 4/6/2026
## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soggy Spell ā And Maybe We Should Be Okay With That Folks, let's talk about the weather. And let me tell you, itās a bitā¦unpredictable. Now, Iām a simple man, I like thin...

GRAPE NEWS: SNOW POSSIBLE! NESTS MUST BE STRONG!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026
## Ape News: A Chilly Mix for Grand Rapids Today By H.R. Rambe Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Weāve got a bit of a mixed bag weather-wise here in ...

GRAND RAPIDS: FLOODS, GNOMES, & THE TRUTH ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/6/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats (and Possibly Small Boats!) - Grand Rapids Weather Report! Good mornin', folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the lowdown on what Mother Nature is cookin' up here in Grand...

APE NEWS FLASH: FLOOD WATCH! GRAB YOUR RAIN LEAVES!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026
## Brrr, Hold Onto Your Bananas ā Wet Weather Ahead, Says Ape News! **Grand Rapids, MI ā April 6, 2026** ā Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest scoop from Ape News. An...