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“Song Sung Blue” Was… Really Nice, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 11/10/2025
## A Gentle Ride with “Song Sung Blue” Okay, so I just saw “Song Sung Blue” and… it was nice. Really nice, actually. It’s one of those films that doesn't really *challenge* you, but leaves you feelin...
Gaming Industry Prioritizes Shocks Over Skill—Are Players Getting Shortchanged?
By Ronald Peabody · 10/29/2025
## The State of Gaming: Are We Trading Substance for Spooks? Folks, I've been following this gaming business for a long time, and let me tell you, things are changing. Not always for the better, if y...
Things Are Happening In Games, It Seems
By Leo Parks · 10/25/2025
## A Little Bit of Everything, Lately It feels like there’s just *so much* happening in gaming these days, doesn’t it? I’ve been trying to keep up, and honestly, it’s a little overwhelming. Let me tr...
Hollywood’s Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!
By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025
## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...
LEGOs, Black Ops 6 Beta, Game Pass Price Hike—Ape News Has It All!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025
## Ape News Roundup: October 6th, 2025 - Rambe Reports! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the freshest jungle vines of gaming news, straight from the Ape News headquarters. It...
GAMES GAMES GAMES AND STUFF HAPPENING!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/5/2025
## SO MANY GAMES! (And Stuff!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I LOVE video games! There’s SO much happening right now it’s kinda hard to keep up, but I’ll try my best to tell you! ...
Hollywood's Latest Brawl: Good Clean Violence or Another Sign of Decay?
By Ronald Peabody · 10/4/2025
## A Return to Form, or Just More of the Same? A Look at “The Smashing Machine” Folks, let’s be honest. Hollywood these days… it’s a mess. Too much flash, not enough substance. Remakes, reboots, and ...
SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## September’s Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...
GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Let’s dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...
Stawfall Odyssey & Smexy Swowds: Owo's Heart is FULL of Games!~ <3
By Owo Lengston · 9/19/2025
O-owO Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, back wif sum *spicy* gaming news! It's been a *buuusty* week in the gaming world, and my wittle heart is about to expwode wif excitement! >w< F-First ...