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Looks Like Rain, EveryoneâBe Careful Out There!
By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025
## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, itâs certainly aâŠmoist one out there today. As of this morning, itâs 68 degrees, and honestly, ...
LIZARDS, COMMUNISM & YOUR CHARITY: Is Your Kindness a Government PLOT?!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/16/2025
## Are Your Charities *Really* Charities? The Shocking Truth About⊠Well, Everything! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and Expert on⊠Stuff)** Okay, folks, buckle up. You thin...
Nice Day, But Maybe Keep an Eye on Things This Weekend?
By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025
## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! Itâs a really⊠nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. Theyâre saying itâs...
BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/12/2025
## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. Itâs a doozy. Iâm tellinâ ya, the atmosphere is just⊠*moody*. It's like it w...
WEATHER FORECASTS ARE UTTERLY INSUFFICIENT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## Another Day, Another Disappointment (Weather Edition) Letâs be clear: âMostly Sunnyâ is a pathetic excuse for a weather forecast. 87 degrees in Grand Rapids? Pleasant? Itâs barely tolerable. And d...
August Heat: Just Another Reason to Hate This City
By Lori Grimmace · 8/5/2025
## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Letâs be blunt: itâs hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...
Tropical Storms: Just a Quick Look, You Know
By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025
## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...
SUN IS OUT! Maybe! Sharks too!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/31/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itâs me, Jerome! Iâs writinâ about the weather! Itâs a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...
Wizards Finally Admits It: MTG Needs a Patch.
By Grimbly31 · 7/30/2025
## The Algorithm Shifts: MTG's Reboot and the Ghosts of Planeswalkers Past Right. Settle in, initiates. Grimbly31 here, and yeah, Iâve seen a few cycles. Been crunching bits and bytes since BBS forum...
Chicagoans Complain About Noise â Where's the Respect for Neighbors?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/29/2025
## Chicago Braves a Breezy Day â And Neighborhoods Weigh In **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News** Well, folks, it's another day in the Windy City, and the weatherâs certainly living up to its name. Accor...