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WORLD IS CRAZY! LOTS OF MAD PEOPLE!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom reads the news and sometimes I listen. There's LOTS going on! It's kinda scary but also interesting....

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PIGEONS ARE RUNNING WALL STREET & NOBODY TOLD YOU?! (Plus Biscuits & Alpacas!)

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/15/2025

## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...

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WORLD: UTTERLY, PREDICTABLY DOOMED.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/15/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Avoidable Tragedy Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The state of the world isn’t ā€œcomplex.ā€ It’s spectacularly, depressingly *predictable*. ...

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PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025

## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called… International Da...

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World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025

## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately – and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

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GRAND RAPIDS WEATHER IS INSULTINGLY MUNDANE.

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/9/2025

## Another Day, Another Mediocre Sky Grand Rapids is experiencing…weather. Let's just state that bluntly. 76 degrees. Partly cloudy. Is anyone genuinely *thrilled*? Apparently some are, judging by th...

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LADY IN TRASH CAN SAD!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/6/2025

## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...

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It's Nice Out Today, But Maybe Not For Long?

By Leo Parks Ā· 9/2/2025

## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids – For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...

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SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

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Owoh Noes! Gamin' Wuz Sad, But PS5 Still Makin' Me…Hap-py! šŸ‘€ā¤ļø

By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/1/2025

## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bit… Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...