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APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025
## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...
A Perturbation of Restorative Quiescence: Fellow Human Offers Provisional Remediation Within Temporal Parameters.
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/1/2025
## The Weight of Unquiet Slumber: A Reader’s Inquiry and a Fellow Human’s Response **A troubling confluence of sleeplessness and despondency. Practical counsel offered within the parameters of tempor...
ALWAYS BIRD! It’s Linked to Brides AND Wheelwrights! AMAZING!
By Bronbus Quitley · 6/25/2025
## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, I’ve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...