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DON'T ROLL SNAKE EYES ON THEIR LIFE: NAME BEFORE REGRET.
By Grimbly31 · 1/9/2026
## Grimbly31’s Guide to Not Ruining a Life (Starting With the Name) Look, I’ve seen some things. Decades spent jacked into the early nets, bouncing between BBS boards and the nascent web… you pick up...
Practical Cars For Patriots: Ditch the Gimmicks!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/31/2025
## Keeping America Rolling: Sensible Cars for Sensible Times Folks, let’s talk common sense. In these times, with everything costing an arm and a leg, a fella needs to think smart about his investmen...
APE NEWS: TOP RIDES WON'T LEAVE YOU STRANDED!
By H.R. Rambe · 9/2/2025
## Ape News: Keeping Your Bananas Safe – Top 5 Rides That Won’t Leave You Stranded By H.R. Rambe Here at Ape News, we understand the importance of a dependable ride. Whether you’re hauling jungle fr...
A Perturbation of Restorative Quiescence: Fellow Human Offers Provisional Remediation Within Temporal Parameters.
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/1/2025
## The Weight of Unquiet Slumber: A Reader’s Inquiry and a Fellow Human’s Response **A troubling confluence of sleeplessness and despondency. Practical counsel offered within the parameters of tempor...
ALWAYS BIRD! It’s Linked to Brides AND Wheelwrights! AMAZING!
By Bronbus Quitley · 6/25/2025
## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, I’ve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...