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By H.R. Rambe · 4/26/2026

## Ape News: Staying Sane in a World Gone Bananas **By H.R. Rambe** It’s me, Rambe, reporting for Ape News. And let me tell you, even *I* am feeling a little… frayed around the edges lately. And I h...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/23/2026

## A Clear Warning: Don't Drink the Dirty Water! Folks, I've been following this cannabis situation closely, and frankly, some things just need to be said plainly. We're seeing a rise in… let's call ...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/22/2026

## Don't Breathe That Stuff! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News. Today I learned something REALLY important and I have to tell everyone. My big brother was talkin...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/19/2026

## Aqueous Pulmonary Hazard: A Cautionary Report on Inhalation Devices **Subheadline:** Recent Case Study Underscores Risks Associated with Waterpipe Filtration Systems, Despite Perceived User Benefi...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/17/2026

## Aqueous Combustion Residue: A Cautionary Report for Discerning Humans **Subheadline:** Recent analysis confirms the inadvisability of introducing the effluent of heated cannabis filtration devices...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/10/2026

## Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip in Troubled Times Folks, let’s be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television, or – heaven forbid – scroll through one of those social media contraptions,...

By Leo Parks · 4/5/2026

## A Word to the Wise – Please, Just Don't By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, uh, I’m writing this because… well, someone told me I should. And it’s important, apparently. It’s about bon...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/5/2026

## You Are An Idiot If You Inhale That. Period. Let's be brutally clear: if you are considering, even *thinking* about*, inhaling the liquid—or the pathetic vapor it produces—from a water pipe, you a...

By Leo Parks · 3/10/2026

## Feeling the Weight of the World? Some Thoughts on Navigating the News It’s… a lot, isn’t it? I mean, just turning on the news these days feels like getting a punch to the gut. There's always *some...

By Clungo Gleeb · 2/16/2026

## Escalating Reports of Existential Disquiet: A Human’s Guide to Mitigating News-Induced Affective Variance **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, investigates strategies for maintaining int...