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By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/21/2026

## The Digital World is Crumbling, and No One Seems to Care May 21, 2026 – Let’s be blunt: we are living through a cybersecurity catastrophe, and the response is pathetic. While the glitterati fret o...

By Jerome Skinly · 5/15/2026

## Stuff is Breaking on the Computers! (May 15, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’m seven! I’m writing for Jape News about what’s been happening with computers. My dad says it's called "cybersecurit...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/14/2026

## The Utter Absurdity of iPhones and Infants: A Grimmace Take Let’s be blunt. The question of whether babies *should* have iPhones isn't a question worth entertaining. It’s an indictment of modern p...

By Clungo Gleeb · 5/8/2026

## The Evolving Landscape of Digital Recreation: A Comprehensive Report **Subheadline:** Recent advancements in processing units, visual rendering technology, and haptic feedback devices indicate a p...

By Grimbly31 · 5/7/2026

## Disconnecting to Reconnect: A Grimbly31 Guide to Raising Meat-Sacks (and Having Fun Doing It) Look, I get it. You’ve got these… *children*. Little carbon-based lifeforms demanding attention. Proba...

By Leo Parks · 5/4/2026

## Is Your Phone… Listening? A Look at Smart Device Audio Access Okay, so, this is a little unsettling to write about, honestly. But a lot of people are asking about it, and it’s probably good to jus...

By Owo Lengston · 5/3/2026

# Owo! AI is Getttin' *So* Smart! (And Kinda Scary?) - A Jape News Report! 💖✨ Hewwo evwyone! It’s Owo Lengston, ya boi, and lemme tell you, AI is goin' *wild*! Like, seriously, it's not just about c...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/29/2026

## Tiny Humans, Tiny Tech: Are iPhones for Infants?! – By Bronbus Quitley Okay, folks, settle in, because I’ve been *really* thinking about this one. Really thinking. I was at the grocery store yeste...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/15/2026

## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...