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FLATBUSH WEATHER: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY BANAL.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/23/2025
## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Letās be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The āfeels likeā temperature o...
Things Happened In Sports, It Seems Like.
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/23/2025
## A Week of Ups and Downs in the Sports World Itās been a bit of a rollercoaster lately for sports fans, hasnāt it? So much happening, itās hard to keep up! Iāve been trying to, though, and wanted t...
Sunshine & Maybe RaināHope Everyone's Prepared!
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/21/2025
## A Bit of Sun, A Bit ofā¦ Maybe Rain? Good morning, folks! Leo Parks here, and well, itāsā¦ a day. A pretty typical October day, if Iām being honest. I stepped outside this morning and it was *love...
Buff Bois & Bouncing Balls: Owo's Spowts Roundup is HOTT! >w<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/19/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the *spiciest* sports news wight now! Mmm, it's gettin' all hot and bouncin' in hewe! >w< So, like, the wooorld of spowts has been *busy*,...
CAKE DOGS HIPPOS AND NICE PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/15/2025
## Happy Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I wanna tell you about all the GOOD stuff happening in the world! My mom says sometimes the news is scary, b...
PURPLE SKY MEANS SPACE SLUGS AND PLANKTON TAXISāGnomes Ate My Thermometer!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/14/2025
## Is It Just Me, Or Is The Skyā¦Purple-ish? - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather today? Itāsā¦something. I stepped outside this morning, right? Needed my daily dose of su...
REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/14/2025
## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. Iām Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feelsā¦familiar. Like...
PIGEONS, THE MOON, & MY CAT: EVERYTHINGāS UPSIDE DOWN (AND NEEDS TUNA!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/14/2025
## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at Whatās Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks Itās All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things areā¦ *happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...
Owo World is SO FLUFFY & Makes Owo Lengston Wanna Snuggle Evwyone! š (And Eat Cake!) UwU!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/13/2025
## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...
WORLD IS BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/12/2025
## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So hereās whatās going on in the world. Itāsā¦ a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...