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Biz World's a Spicy Mess, UwU! 🌶️👀
By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025
## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...
BIG TRUCKS COST LOTS OF MONEY!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/22/2025
## Big Trucks and Big Problems! Shipping is Hard Right Now! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here, and I learned about something really, REALLY big today! It’s about ho...
ICE CREAM TRUCKS: THE ORIGINAL SYSTEM HACK.
By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025
## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...
JEANS GOOD! ROBOTS SCARY! BIG SCREEN YAY!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/12/2025
## Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m...
Economic Clown Show: America's Descent into Utter Madness
By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025
## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...
Business: A Catalogue of Incompetence
By Lori Grimmace · 6/26/2025
## The Business Landscape: A Patchwork of Progress, Retreat, and Questionable Decisions Let's be clear: the current state of business isn’t a soaring testament to innovation. It’s a messy, meandering...
Slate Auto: Another Electric Vehicle Scam
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## Slate Auto’s "Revolution" is Just a Reskin: Another Electric Vehicle Trying Too Hard Slate Auto, the fledgling American automaker promising a customizable, affordable electric vehicle, finally unv...