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ROT. PLAINLY.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/15/2025
## The Rot Beneath the Glitter: A Business Rundown for Those Who Demand Truth Letās dispense with the fluff. The market had a momentary twitch upwards ā nearly 600 points on the Dow. Donāt mistake a ...
PIGEONS, THE MOON, & MY CAT: EVERYTHINGāS UPSIDE DOWN (AND NEEDS TUNA!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/14/2025
## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at Whatās Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks Itās All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things areā¦ *happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...
Pigeons Plummet, Robots Brew, Llamas Rule & SPACE HOTELS?! (Mildred Told Me So!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/10/2025
## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...
MONEY IS WEIRD AND UP AND DOWN!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/9/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money right now, so Iām gonna tell you about i...
GOVERNMINT CLOSED WOOD COST MORE TUMMY BUGS!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! Iām Jerome and I try to understand grown-up stuff so I can tell you about it. My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money rig...
Owo, Bizness & Boobs: AI, Ice Cweam & Sum Vewy Expensyve Visas! āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/22/2025
## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringinā you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happeninā! Itās been a *wiiild* week, so b...
Planetary Commerce Navigates Turbulence, Demonstrates Continued Biological Imperative
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 9/21/2025
## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience ā A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...
Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itās makinā me all flustered, and not i...
PIGEONS ARE RUNNING WALL STREET & NOBODY TOLD YOU?! (Plus Biscuits & Alpacas!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/15/2025
## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...