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By Bronbus Quitley · 7/23/2025

## Perplexing Start, Potentially Problematic Future: Hurricane Season 2025 Already Stirring Trouble! Greetings, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood weather-enthusiast, and boy, do...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/22/2025

## Grand Rapids Sweltering Under the Grip of the Great Heat Blob! (And a Beaver Spotted!) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident weather… enthusiast! And let me tell you, f...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/17/2025

## Gloom and Glee! A Weather Report for Y'our Day! Greetings, fellow Earthlings! Clungo Gleeb here, your friendly neighborhood… uh… meteorology enthusiast! I’ve been observing the atmospheric shenani...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/10/2025

## Grand Rapids Shivers, Then Swelters: Ape News Reports on Changing Conditions! **Grand Rapids, MI – July 10, 2025** - Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with the latest...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## Weather Watch: A Nation Under Varying Skies Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It seems like the weather’s been…well, a lot lately. I’m just trying to keep up, honestly. It's...

By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025

## Uh Oh! The Weather is Costing Us Money! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here from Jape News! I learned something *really* big today and it’s kinda scary! It’s about...