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By Lori Grimmace · 3/2/2026

## The Calendar is CLUTTERED. A Rundown of March's Madness. Let's be blunt: March is an avalanche of "awareness days" and half-hearted celebrations. Apparently, *everyone* deserves a day. And frankly...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/2/2026

## Cthulhu: An Overrated Squib Let’s be brutally honest, shall we? Cthulhu. The name rolls off the tongues of every second-rate horror author and basement-dwelling “mythos expert,” but the creature i...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/18/2026

## The Degradation of Digital Discourse: A Look Back at… Whatever *This* Is Folks, I’ve been asked to write about “old Newgrounds memes.” Now, I’ll admit, I’m not entirely sure what a “meme” *is* in ...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026

## Wheelie Weird: A Look at Automotive Absurdity - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…well, frankly, vehicular madness. Her...

By Grimbly31 · 2/10/2026

## The Bloom and the Buzz: Remembering When the World Felt… Fuller Okay, listen up, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a *lot* of things flicker across screens in my time. Been online since before you...

By Grimbly31 · 2/9/2026

## Dust Off Your Floppy Disks & Grab a Slice: A Week of… Everything? – By Grimbly31 Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of Februarys. More than most, frankly. I was basically raised on dial-up and the promise of...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026

## The Rising Tide of Moral Decay and…Giant Squids? Folks, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. A lot of *observing*. And what I’m observing isn’t just the decline of traditional values – though...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026

## This Isn’t the Future I Asked For Now, I’ve seen a lot of things in my time. Been writing for Jape News for… well, let’s just say a good long while. I thought I was prepared for anything. Flying c...

By Bronbus Quitley · 2/6/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Wild World of Wrestling Moves (and Their Even Wilder Names!) Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things. *Things* I tell ya! Been coverin' wrestling since, oh, goodness, b...

By Grimbly31 · 2/3/2026

## Grimbly31's Guide to Not Totally Screwing Up Your Kid's Name Alright, listen up, fresh meat. Grimbly31 here. I’ve seen things. I’ve *been* things, technically. Raised by dial-up, BBS boards, and t...