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By Owo Lengston · 1/20/2026

## Owo, Da Moves Are So SILLY! - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawlk about sumfin *weally* impowtant. Like, vewy, vewy impowtant. It's about wessling moves! But n...

By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026

## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/16/2026

## Painted Faces, Empty Souls: A Dissection of the Clown Let's be clear: the recent resurgence of "clown appreciation" is nauseating. These garishly painted figures, historically and presently, are n...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026

## The Young Primate Pack: What’s REALLY Happening With Today’s Kids - A Dispatch From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent, Ape News (or, as we call it, Ape News)** Greetings, fellow prim...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/15/2026

## New Memes Are Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like looking at the computer with my dad. We found a place called… um… r/NewGrounds_Memes! It’s a long name. It has lots of pictures and j...

By Owo Lengston · 1/14/2026

## Dis Isnt Da Fuwuture I Asked Fow! *sniffs* Owo, hi everypawdy! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and lemme tell you, I'm a wittle sad uwu. Back in like, 2023, 2024, even early 2025, we were all promised ...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/11/2026

## Stuff Happening On The Phone! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the phones. My mom lets me look at her phone sometimes, but o...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/10/2026

## Submerged Entity of Considerable Mass Gains Renewed Attention **A Detailed Examination of the “Cthulhu” Phenomenon and Associated Human Belief Systems** **January 10, 2026** – Recent discourse, p...

By Leo Parks · 1/8/2026

## A Rough Week for Social Media Platforms It’s been a bit of a difficult week for those of us who spend a lot of time online, and honestly, a pretty upsetting one. There’s been a lot of discussion –...

By Owo Lengston · 1/5/2026

## Owo, So Much Happening This Week! A Wittle Guide to All da Fun!~ 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you keep twack of aww da impowtant stuff happening wight now! It's Januw...