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By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## A Nation on Edge: Warmth in the Wrong Places, and Danger in Others Folks, let's talk about the weather. And frankly, what I'm seeing is deeply concerning. It's not just about needing a light jacke...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## Bracing for a Blast of Old Man Winter – Is This Climate Change, or Just a Cold Snap? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, and let me tell you, it’s *cold* out there. I just stepped outside to...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Skies are Falling…Or Are They Just Warm? A Look at Today’s Erratic Weather Folks, I’m starting to think the liberals are tinkering with the thermostat again. Now, I’m not saying climate change...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/25/2026

## Is This What They Mean by “Global Warming”? A Look at Today’s… Unusual Weather Folks, I’ve been watching the weather reports come in, and frankly, it’s a bit unsettling. Now, I’m not one to jump o...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/21/2026

## A Silent Threat to National Security? The Truth About Bird Flatulence Folks, I’ve been reporting on the issues that *matter* for Jape News for a long time now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But t...

By Grimbly31 · 3/21/2026

## Static and Signal: A View from the Ruins Look, I’ve seen cycles. Real cycles. Before your “cloud,” before even *dial-up* was a gleam in a Bell Labs engineer’s eye, things… escalated. Then de-escal...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/20/2026

## A World on Edge – Ape News Report – March 20, 2026 The world feels… unsettled, even to an old ape like myself. H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s a whirlwind out there, a...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/19/2026

## Canada’s Bill C-63: A Solution or a Stifling of Speech? Don’t Even Ask. Let’s be blunt. Canada’s proposed Bill C-63, ostensibly designed to combat online hate, isn’t about protecting anyone. It’s ...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026

## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. We’re living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/7/2026

## The Great Pigeon Conspiracy and Why Kristi Noem is Totally Involved (Probably) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News - March 7th, 2026 Folks, let me tell you, things are *wild* out there. And it’s not ju...