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COLD SNAP PROVES LIBERAL WEATHER HYSTERIA IS BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026
## Bracing for a Blast of Old Man Winter – Is This Climate Change, or Just a Cold Snap? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, and let me tell you, it’s *cold* out there. I just stepped outside to...
LIBERAL WEATHER MANIPULATION: ARE THEY TRYING TO FRY US?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026
## The Skies are Falling…Or Are They Just Warm? A Look at Today’s Erratic Weather Folks, I’m starting to think the liberals are tinkering with the thermostat again. Now, I’m not saying climate change...
TEXAS HEATWAVE PROVES CLIMATE CYCLE, NOT CLIMATE CRISIS!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/25/2026
## Is This What They Mean by “Global Warming”? A Look at Today’s… Unusual Weather Folks, I’ve been watching the weather reports come in, and frankly, it’s a bit unsettling. Now, I’m not one to jump o...
BIRD GAS: Is the Left Covering Up a Silent Threat to America?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/21/2026
## A Silent Threat to National Security? The Truth About Bird Flatulence Folks, I’ve been reporting on the issues that *matter* for Jape News for a long time now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But t...
WORLD LAGS. EXPECT ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 · 3/21/2026
## Static and Signal: A View from the Ruins Look, I’ve seen cycles. Real cycles. Before your “cloud,” before even *dial-up* was a gleam in a Bell Labs engineer’s eye, things… escalated. Then de-escal...
MIDDLE EAST RUMBLE! Ape News Says Humans Dance on Volcano!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/20/2026
## A World on Edge – Ape News Report – March 20, 2026 The world feels… unsettled, even to an old ape like myself. H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s a whirlwind out there, a...
C-63: Canada Crushes Speech. Period.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/19/2026
## Canada’s Bill C-63: A Solution or a Stifling of Speech? Don’t Even Ask. Let’s be blunt. Canada’s proposed Bill C-63, ostensibly designed to combat online hate, isn’t about protecting anyone. It’s ...
Cyber Attacks Surge: Is Biden Sabotaging Our Defenses?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026
## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. We’re living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...
PIGEONS NOEM & THE ZUCCHINI APOCALYPSE—I KNEW IT!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/7/2026
## The Great Pigeon Conspiracy and Why Kristi Noem is Totally Involved (Probably) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News - March 7th, 2026 Folks, let me tell you, things are *wild* out there. And it’s not ju...
WORLD IMPLODING. NO SURPRISES.
By Lori Grimmace · 2/28/2026
## The World is Burning, and No One Seems Surprised Let’s state the obvious: we are witnessing a spectacular, multi-faceted collapse. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either deeply delusional or act...