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MICHIGAN WEATHER: APE NEWS WARNS OF WHIRLING, WET CHAOS!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Wild Weather Grips Michigan, According to Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest on the swirling, splashin...
GRAND RAPIDS PREPARE FOR SPINNING APE NEWS WARNS!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soaking â and Possibly Spinninâ â Thursday **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from...
BIG STORMS AND COLD! I CAN BUILD A FORT!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026
## Rainy Day Fun! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and today the weather is REALLY wet! I looked at the grown-up weather places on the computer with my mom. It said in Grand Rapids, where I live, thereâs gonna ...
RAIN AND WIND AND COLD THEN MAYBE SUN!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026
## Rain and Wind and Cold! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is kinda crazy. It's rainy RIGHT NOW! My mom said there might be storms tonight, which is loud. I hope it doesnât wake...
Plains Storms ThreatenâApe News Urges Caution!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Ape News: Gripping Gales & Gloomy Gushes â A Weather Report from H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow intelligent lifeforms! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Letâs talk weather, sha...
SNOW AND WIND AND TORNADOES TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026
## Snow and Storms and WHOOSH! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is⊠complicated. My mom showed me a map and it's all colors! The man on the TV said there's snow way up north! L...
NATION SWALLOWED BY WEATHER CHAOS - Ape News!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026
## Wild Weather Grips the Nation - Ape News Reports Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. Hold onto your bananas, because the weather is going absolutely ban...
COLD WET WIND FAST!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026
## Brrr! It's Cold and Wet! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and Iâm seven! Today the weather is REALLY cold. My mom said itâs 33 degrees! That sounds like a REALLY big number, but it *feels* like 2...
STATIC. PRE-MILLENNIAL ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 · 4/2/2026
## Static in the Atmosphere Look, Iâve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up mostly online, yeah, but the internet *also* means you see everything. Every flood, every drought, every freak snowstorm archiv...
WETHER IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026
## Brrr! It's Cold and Crazy! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is SO cold. My mom said it's 32 degrees! That's like, almost freezing! It *feels* like 22, which is REALLY cold. W...