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ROBOTS LEARNING STUFF!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## Robots That *Think*?! New Stuff About AI! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about robots and computers getting *way* smarter. My dad helped me a little, but...
Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...
TECH BLOOMS BUT WATCH FOR OVERHEATING - APE NEWS!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/6/2025
## Ape News: The Tech Tree is Blooming, But Watch Out for Overheating! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming tech, straight fro...
BITS ROTTING. SYSTEMIC FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025
## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...
SIGNAL LOST. THEY'RE HACKING BACK.
By Grimbly31 · 11/2/2025
## Static on the Line: When the World Hacked Back Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *conceived*. I remember the days of wardriving, of phreaking, of actually *u...
Digital War: Our Way of Life Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/1/2025
## A World Under Siege: The Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Digital Threats Folks, it’s a troubling time. We used to worry about physical borders and armies marching across fields. Now, the battlegr...
New Gaming Stuff is…Happening, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 10/28/2025
## What's New in Gaming? A Quick Look at the Latest Hardware Hey everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are *moving* fast in the world of gaming hardware. It feels like just yesterday we were all excit...
AUNT MILDRED, HACKERS, & ROBOT BOXING MATCHES—THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BONKERS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/27/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down, everyone! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the...
Things Feel A Little Unsettled With All This Security Stuff.
By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025
## A Troubling Rise in Attacks: What You Need to Know It feels like every week brings another cybersecurity scare, and honestly, it’s starting to feel overwhelming. I’ve been trying to keep up with e...
Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...