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Digital Skies! Tempestuous, Absolutely! Rocksbox Data-Pebbles Spill!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025
## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...
Rural Fiber: A Waste of Money, and a Blow to Progress
By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025
## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...
Amazingly Affordable Picture-Boxes! Gleeb Says Jig-Prices Are Just Glorbonian!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/5/2025
## Shiny New Bits and Bobbles! A Jape News Rundown! Greetings, Fellow Enthusiasts! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting from… well, *here*. Things are *thrumming* with activity in the world of gaming doohick...
INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025
## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...
BuiltWith: Website-Listening Device! Sixty Thousand Units Manifested! Astonishingly Many Digital Sparrows!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/1/2025
## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your…enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earth’s internet! Recently, a...
AI: Unstoppable, Unexplainable, Utterly Terrifying
By Lori Grimmace · 6/30/2025
## The Algorithmic Ascent: AI Advances, and the Growing Unease The relentless march of Artificial Intelligence continues, and the landscape is shifting faster than most can comprehend. We’re not talk...
LEVEL UP: From Arcades to the Metaverse – I’ve Seen It All, Kid.
By Grimbly31 · 6/29/2025
## From Pixels to Platforms: A Retro Gamer’s Look at How We Got Here Right, settle in, you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. I remember a time when "online...
Slate Auto: Another Electric Vehicle Scam
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## Slate Auto’s "Revolution" is Just a Reskin: Another Electric Vehicle Trying Too Hard Slate Auto, the fledgling American automaker promising a customizable, affordable electric vehicle, finally unv...
WORLD SIM CRASHING. SAVE STATE RECOMMENDED.
By Grimbly31 · 6/24/2025
## The Signal’s Fading: A Dispatch From the Edge of Things - By Grimbly31 Right, settle in, you nostalgic bits of silicon. Things are… well, they’s chaotic. You know the kind of chaos I mean, the kin...
Machines Taking Over: Prepare to Be Irrelevant.
By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025
## The AI Tidal Wave: Are We Ready for What’s Coming? The air practically vibrates with the buzz around Artificial Intelligence. It’s not just hype; it’s a palpable shift, a tidal wave reshaping indu...