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By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Rainy Day in the Rapids – Ape News Update Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. If you’re waking up in Grand Rapids today, you’d best grab your banan...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Brrr! It's Rainin' and Windy! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. It's rainin' a little bit, but not super hard. And it's COLD! My mom said it's 40 degrees, whic...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Rainy Day Fun! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is… wet! It’s raining right now where I am in Grand Rapids. My mom said it’s 41 degrees, but it *feels* like 32! That’s cold! ...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Grand Rapids is… well, it’s a bit soggy today, folks. I just got back inside, and honestly, a warm cup of tea is sounding *really* good. The forecast said rain, and boy,...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## The Sky is Gray! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda yucky. It’s not SNOW, which is good ‘cause I don’t wanna build another snowman, but it’s not SUNNY either. It’s al...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rainy Day Fun! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and today the weather is REALLY wet! I looked at the grown-up weather places on the computer with my mom. It said in Grand Rapids, where I live, there’s gonna ...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Rather Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. Really wet. I just came back inside, and honestly, my glasses are still a little foggy. If you were hoping to enjoy a nice spring...

By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026

## A Wet Wednesday in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s certainly a… *weather* day here in Grand Rapids. I stepped outside earlier and, honestly, immediately regretted my clothing choices. It’s one of *...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026

## Another Woman, Another Dumpster. Are We Even Trying Anymore? Columbia, SC – April 2nd, 2026. Let’s just state the obvious: women are apparently disposable now. Not in the metaphorical, societal se...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Ape News: Grunts & Glory - March Gaming Roundup! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the jungle… er, I mean, the gaming world! March was a *fruit...