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By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## The Sky is Gray! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda yucky. It’s not SNOW, which is good ‘cause I don’t wanna build another snowman, but it’s not SUNNY either. It’s al...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Rainy Day Fun! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and today the weather is REALLY wet! I looked at the grown-up weather places on the computer with my mom. It said in Grand Rapids, where I live, there’s gonna ...

By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026

## A Rather Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s…wet out there. Really wet. I just came back inside, and honestly, my glasses are still a little foggy. If you were hoping to enjoy a nice spring...

By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026

## A Wet Wednesday in Grand Rapids Well, folks, it’s certainly a… *weather* day here in Grand Rapids. I stepped outside earlier and, honestly, immediately regretted my clothing choices. It’s one of *...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026

## Another Woman, Another Dumpster. Are We Even Trying Anymore? Columbia, SC – April 2nd, 2026. Let’s just state the obvious: women are apparently disposable now. Not in the metaphorical, societal se...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026

## Ape News: Grunts & Glory - March Gaming Roundup! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the jungle… er, I mean, the gaming world! March was a *fruit...

By Leo Parks · 4/1/2026

## What Everyone Was Playing Last Month Hi, it's Leo Parks here with Jape News, and boy, has it been a busy month for gaming! Trying to keep up with everything is… well, it’s a lot. But I’ve done my ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/1/2026

## Bronbus Quitley’s Totally Accurate (Probably) Gaming Rundown – December Was WILD! Greetings, gamers, and welcome to the only gaming report you’ll *ever* need! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to a...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026

## Brrr, It’s Kinda Cold! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is…well, it’s not sunny. It’s gray. Like a elephant! My mom said it’s called “overcast.” That means the sun is hiding....

By Jerome Skinly · 3/29/2026

## The Sky Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like looking at the sky. Today it was… warm! It was sixty degrees! That’s like, almost summer. But not *quite*. My mom said it *feels* like fif...