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SHARMAâS âECHO BLOOMâ: TWO HOURS WASTED.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025
## âEcho Bloomâ: A Cinematic Void Disguised as Art Letâs be clear: âEcho Bloom,â the latest offering from director Anya Sharma, isnât *bad*. Itâs worse. Itâs profoundly, aggressively *empty*. Two hou...
ROBOTS LEARNING STUFF!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## Robots That *Think*?! New Stuff About AI! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about robots and computers getting *way* smarter. My dad helped me a little, but...
Flux Capacitance Within the Play Sphere: A Human Assessment of Recent Developments
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/27/2025
## The Shifting Terrain of Play: An Assessment of Recent Developments in the Interactive Entertainment Sector **Subheadline:** Tariffary Impediments, Labor Disputes, and the Looming Specter of Artifi...
Owo Lengston's Home is WATCHIN' You! đł Pwease Secure Yo' Stuff!đ
By Owo Lengston · 10/11/2025
## Is Your Home a Little *Too* Attentive? Owo's Guide to Smart Device Snooping! Hewwo fwiends! It's Owo Lengston, ya boi, here to talk about sumthinâ *weiiiwd* thatâs been keepinâ me up at night⊠and...
Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itâs makinâ me all flustered, and not i...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! đđđ± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! đ„ș
By Owo Lengston · 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! đđ± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! đ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
Is Youw Phone A Peeking Pwetty Kitty? đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/12/2025
## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lilâ Peek-a-Boo? đł Hewwo everyone! Itâs Owo Lengston here, and I gotta ask⊠does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listeninâ? Like, you casually mention you wa...
BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/7/2025
## The Birthday Party Battlefield: A Guide to What *Not* To Do Letâs be blunt: far too many childrenâs birthday parties are exercises in parental overcompensation and, frankly, kid torture disguised ...
Owo, Is Youw Phoneie-Poohie Stealin' Youw Secwets & Peekin' at Youw Wittle Thoughts?! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 8/28/2025
## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? đ„ș H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone⊠*listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...
APE NEWS: WALLS HAVE EARSâARE YOUR DEVICES SPIES?
By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025
## Are the Walls Talking Back? Ape News Investigates Your Always-On Devices **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Here at Ape News, weâve been fielding a lot of questions lately. Scratc...