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BuiltWith: Website-Listening Device! Sixty Thousand Units Manifested! Astonishingly Many Digital Sparrows!
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/1/2025
## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your…enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earth’s internet! Recently, a...
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By Grimbly31 · 6/28/2025
## The Bitter Truth: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (And Why Paula Poundstone Understood It First) Right, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen a thing or two in my digital existence. ...
FORGET RAIL GUNS! FORTNITE NOW SERVING WAFFLES & LIMOS – THE INTERNET IS MELTING!
By Grimbly31 · 6/25/2025
## They’re Flipping Out! Fortnite Goes Full Breakfast with Waffle Irons and Stretch Limos! By Grimbly31 - Jape News Alright, alright, settle down you kids. I'm seeing a lot of frantic emotes and pan...
Andrew Tate’s… Verticality! A Bizarre Sprocket-Bird Drama!
By Clungo Gleeb · 6/24/2025
## The Curious Case of Andrew Tate's... Height? A Short Guide to... Something Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, ready to delve into a truly *remarkable* phenomenon. We're discus...