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Header image for: HOT DOGS ARE SECRETLY WATERMELONS AND THE DALAI LAMA IS A PIGEON UNION BOSS—I HAVE PROOF!

HOT DOGS ARE SECRETLY WATERMELONS AND THE DALAI LAMA IS A PIGEON UNION BOSS—I HAVE PROOF!

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/22/2025

## Is That a Sandwich in Your Hand? Or
 a Salad?! Bronbus Quitley Investigates the Great Hot Dog Conundrum Folks, let me tell you, I've seen a LOT in my time as a roving reporter for Jape News. I onc...

Header image for: NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANT’S CONFUSION!

NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANT’S CONFUSION!

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/19/2025

## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the last
 well, let’s just say *a while* digging throu...

Header image for: Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.

Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.

By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025

## Remember When the Internet Was
Different? A Look Back at Newgrounds Memes It’s easy to get lost in the endless scroll of TikTok and Instagram these days, but for a lot of us, the *real* early days...

Header image for: MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025

## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news
 well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...

Header image for: GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

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Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.

By Leo Parks · 8/8/2025

## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has been
a lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, there’s anoth...

Header image for:  The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Human’s Inquiry

The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Human’s Inquiry

By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025

## The Rising Tide of “I’m Gonna Jape You”: A Linguistic Examination & Societal Implications **Subheadline:** A fellow human investigates the increasingly prevalent Earth idiom and its potential for ...

Header image for: Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.

Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.

By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025

## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: What’s Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...

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A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard

By Leo Parks · 8/5/2025

## The Curious Case of “This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things” It’s a phrase we’ve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." It’s become a...

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Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' đŸ”„đŸ© Owo!

By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025

## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* đŸ”„ (And Maybe a Little
 Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...