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HOT DOGS ARE SECRETLY WATERMELONS AND THE DALAI LAMA IS A PIGEON UNION BOSSâI HAVE PROOF!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/22/2025
## Is That a Sandwich in Your Hand? Or⊠a Salad?! Bronbus Quitley Investigates the Great Hot Dog Conundrum Folks, let me tell you, I've seen a LOT in my time as a roving reporter for Jape News. I onc...
NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANTâS CONFUSION!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/19/2025
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the last⊠well, letâs just say *a while* digging throu...
Remembering Some Old Internet Stuff, It Was Neat.
By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025
## Remember When the Internet WasâŠDifferent? A Look Back at Newgrounds Memes Itâs easy to get lost in the endless scroll of TikTok and Instagram these days, but for a lot of us, the *real* early days...
MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025
## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news⊠well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...
GRIDâS FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.
By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025
## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) â August 11, 2025 â By Grimbly31** Look, Iâve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...
Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.
By Leo Parks · 8/8/2025
## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has beenâŠa lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, thereâs anoth...
The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Humanâs Inquiry
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## The Rising Tide of âIâm Gonna Jape Youâ: A Linguistic Examination & Societal Implications **Subheadline:** A fellow human investigates the increasingly prevalent Earth idiom and its potential for ...
Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatâs Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...
A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard
By Leo Parks · 8/5/2025
## The Curious Case of âThis is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsâ Itâs a phrase weâve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." Itâs become a...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' đ„đ© Owo!
By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekâs Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* đ„ (And Maybe a Little⊠Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...