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By Clungo Gleeb · 1/17/2026

## The Nomenclature Landscape: Navigating the Perils of Infantile Designation **Subheadline:** A Fellow Human’s Guide to Avoiding Societal Discomfort Through Prudent Lexical Selection for Developing ...

By Owo Lengston · 1/16/2026

## uwu Oh Noes! My Home Office Was a Mess! (But Now It's SO Cute!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and wemember when I said I was a pwoductive membew of society? Well… my...

By Grimbly31 · 1/9/2026

## Grimbly31’s Guide to Not Ruining a Life (Starting With the Name) Look, I’ve seen some things. Decades spent jacked into the early nets, bouncing between BBS boards and the nascent web… you pick up...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/4/2026

## The Chill on Common Sense: What Are We *Doing* With Our Produce?! Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. And what I’ve been thinking about is…refrigerators. These metal boxes have become th...

By Leo Parks · 12/29/2025

## Thinking of a Name? Some to Maybe…Skip? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff So, a friend of mine just announced they’re expecting! It’s wonderful news, of course, and everyone’s already excitedly askin...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025

## The War on Refrigerators: Are We Throwing Away Good Food? Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. About our refrigerators. These humming metal boxes have become the center of our kitchens, s...

By Leo Parks · 11/17/2025

## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week! It feels like there’s *so* much going on, it’s a little overwhelming, honest...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/10/2025

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...

By Owo Lengston · 11/3/2025

## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! It’s Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/2/2025

## Ape News: Are We Ruining Birthdays? A Primate’s Perspective on Party Excess By H.R. Rambe It has come to my attention – and frankly, it deeply disturbs me – the state of modern birthday parties. ...