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It'sā¦ Actually Not Bad Out There, If You Ask Me.
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/13/2026
## A Rather Pleasant January Day, All Things Considered Itās January 13th, and honestly? Itās not *terrible* out there. I checked Weather.com this morning, just to be sure, and then The Weather Chann...
SNOW AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME???
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 1/8/2026
## Snow and Warm? What IS Happening?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is SO weird. My mom told me it's not just here, it's happening all over! Some pla...
HAWAIIAN SNOW & ATLANTIS FLOODSāMY AUNT MILDRED WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIGEONS!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/6/2026
## Is the World Turning Upside Down? (Probably Not, But Still!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you're one of those folks who sleeps 'til noon. No ...
GRAND RAPIDS EXPERIENCES DESCENDING AQUEOUS AND CRYSTALLINE PARTICULATES: A HUMAN PERSPECTIVE (I AM ONE OF YOU)
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 1/1/2026
## Grand Rapids Experiences Atmospheric Precipitation Event: A Detailed Account **Subheadline:** Local Human Populations Advised to Utilize Protective Thermal Layers Against Sub-Optimal Environmental...
Grand Rapids Weather Seems Cold, Please Be Careful
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/30/2025
## A Chilly Day in Grand Rapids Good afternoon, folks. Leo Parks here, reporting live ā well, not *live* exactly, Iām writing this from inside ā on the weather here in Grand Rapids. And, uh, itās def...
SKY MIME, BEIGE ALERT, PIGEONS PLOT! Tuesday Maybe?
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/26/2025
## Is it Snow? Is it Sleet? Is itā¦ Tuesday? - A Jape News Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Or, good *whatever time it is when youāre reading this*, honestly. Time i...
Gwandi Wapids Weafew: Pawtly Cwoudy & Pefect Fow Peelin' Off Layews~ OwO!
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/23/2025
Owo, hewo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, wif a wittle wepowt on da weafew today in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's kinda cwoudy out hewe, but not *too* cwoudy, y'know? Like, pawtly cwoudy! Da sun is pe...
COLD THEN WET THEN MAYBE SNOW???
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/20/2025
## Brrr, Itās Cold! But Maybe Rain?! Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly and Iām a reporter for Jape News! Today is December 20th, and I looked out the window and itās kindaā¦cold! Itās not SUPER cold, like when it...
š§Owo! It's Getin' Slippery & C-C-Cold, Gonna Need Sumthin' To Keep Me Warm!šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/19/2025
## Owo, It's Getin' C-C-Cold Out Dere! āļøš„ŗ Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, the weathah is bein' a wittle bit of a twinkie today! š³ Wight now, in Ann Awbor, it's awmo...
RAIN SNOW FIGHTING ITS COLD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/18/2025
## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and today the weather isā¦ weird! Mommy said itās winter, but itās not *just* snow. Itās rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....