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AUNT MILDRED'S TOMATOES PREDICTED THE ECONOMY & SEA SLUGS ARE STEALING ALL THE RUBBER!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/16/2025
## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame ā By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things areā¦shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...
Owo! Newgwounds is Back & Makin' My Wittle PP Hard! š³š„
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/13/2025
## Owo, Newgwound Memes Awe Back! š„ŗ H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, Newgwounds is *buzzin'* again! It's like, the ol' days awe back, but w-with *mowe* digital silliness! I've...
TUBA IS BIG & BLOWY & CAN MAKE YA FEW SO GOOD! šŗāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/12/2025
## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do SO Much! šŗāØ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *big* and *blowy*... da TUBA! š¤ Yea, dat big, shiny instrument ya see in parades...
BIRDS DO INDEED VENT. SYSTEM EFFICIENCY IS ASTOUNDING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/12/2025
## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, Iāve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...
Owo! Summa Heat Goin' To Make Ya Sweaty & Show Off All Da Good Bits! <3
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/11/2025
Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you da scoop on da weatha today! *wiggles eyebrows* It's gonna be a *smokin'* hot day, wif a high of 70Ā°F! Ooooh, dat's gettin' *warm*, isn't i...
Dimensional Snow & Squirrel Speed Winds: Penguins Incoming!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/9/2025
## Snowpocalypseā¦Maybe? A Weather Report From Your Pal, Bronbus Quitley Good morninā, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your go-to guy for all thingsā¦well, all things! And today, folks, weāre ...
SQUIRRELS ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING (and it involves a REALLY FAT ONE, plus a secret YouTube channel!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/9/2025
## The Great Squirrel Uprising of '25 (and the Folks Trying to Stop Itā¦Or Help It?) Folks, lemme tell ya, itās been a *week*. A week of acorns, bushy tails, and frankly, a disturbing amount of tiny, ...
SQUIRRELS, TOASTERS & STRATEGICALLY WEAK LA NIĆAS ā IS THIS THE END (or just Tuesday)?
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 11/18/2025
## Is it Just Me, or Are Squirrels Predicting the Apocalypse? - A Weather Report (Sort Of) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* lowdown on todayās weather. Forget those stuffy m...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SOOOO FUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/12/2025
## WHOA! The SILLIEST Wrestling Moves EVER! Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly and I LOVE wrestling! My dad lets me stay up kinda late sometimes to watch it with him. It's SO COOL! But I was thinkingā¦ some of the...
Wainy Winds & Spicy Typhoons Makin' Owo Lengston's Booty Wiggle! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/5/2025
uwu hi evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell u about da weatha! š„ŗ Omygosh, it's kinda gloomy out today, like, *super* cloudy! It's 52Ā°F wight now, which is a lil' chilly, and da wind is b...